Van-Wilder Movie Saying

Van-Wilder Movie Saying

Vance Wilder, Sr.: Van is still in school? Assistant: For the better part of a decade.

Campus Cop: Sir, I'm going to have to ask you to back away from Van's vehicle!

Vance Wilder, Sr.: Sweet Joesph, my son's a fairy.

Van Wilder: Take your clothes off. Gwen: I'm not taking off my clothes. Van Wilder: Well it is the naked mile run, everybody else is in their birthday suit. [a hairy naked guy runs by] Van Wilder: Except that guy.

[after a stripper farts in their face] Van Wilder: Congratulations Taj, your first blow job!

Van Wilder: Don't be a fool and wrap you're tool.

Van Wilder: Crazy kids with their crazy VDs.

Hutch: I've got a plan. Let's go get fucked up. Van Wilder: Sounds good.

Van Wilder: I know Ms. Pac-Man is special. She's fun. She's cute. She swallows.

Panos Patakos: Nobody even knows we're here. Van Wilder: Au contraire, mon freres.

Van Wilder: I'd like you to meet Sherri and Terri. Two girls utterly infatuated with men who have larger than normal... medulla oblongata's.

Van Wilder: Her name's Naomi. That's "I moan" backwards.

Richard: You're going to miss the biggest party of the year! [Crickets chirp]

Jeannie: This party so rocks, Richard! Richard: This party sucks rectum, Jeannie!

Panos Patakos: How do you put a price on dignity? Friend: How do you put a price on poonani?

Van Wilder: Whoa, trick or treat. What's going on? Richard: This vaginal discharge won't let us partake in the party. Van Wilder: Graphic.

Richard: Gwen, what are you doing here? Van Wilder: You two know each other? Richard: That's my girlfriend, gluteus erecti.

Van Wilder: You shouldn't take life to seriously. You'll never get out alive.

Van Wilder: if you're always thinking about the future, then you kinda forget about the present.

[to Gwen's Parents about Richard] Van Wilder: He's here, who is running hell?

Van Wilder: Blue. It brings out your eyes. The kid has killer eyes not unlike yourself.

Van Wilder: Richard, you rascal, you never told me you were a DIK! [under his breath] Van Wilder: Not that you had to.

Van Wilder: Wow, If he's here, who's running hell?

Van Wilder: If Milty Mingleton can shove himself into that weenie bikini, then you don't need to be shy about making your donations to the swim team.

Van Wilder: We'll be accepting donations in the form of cash, visa, and full frontal nudity.

[while having sex with Jeannie] Richard: P.S. Shut the fuck up!

[after tasting Jager] Kid: This tastes like shit! You got any scotch?

[after the dog farted in the tub & his testicles floated to the top] Van: These things could raise the Titanic!

McDoogle: This is some pad Wilder... Decorated in early fuck!

Richard: You do not call her bitch, Gonad!

Vance Wilder, Sr.: Where can I find Van Wilder? Wasted Guy: In the Guinness Book of World-fucking-Records, man... under "Raddest Fucking Dude Alive"! Vance Wilder, Sr.: Ok. Thanks. Wasted Guy: In any one of these three rooms, Gramps.

Van Wilder: What's that intoxicating aroma you have on Doris? Ms. Doris Haver: I have a lot of cats Van Wilder: Meow!

Gwen: What was that girl, a freshman? Van Wilder: She reads at a sophomore level.

"Friends can be said to ""fall in like"" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love."
Letty Cottin Pogrebin

A lost friendship is an enemy won.Unknown

Every now and then, we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time I fall. You are the best friend that I found. I know you can't stay, but part of you will never go away. I'll make a wish for you and
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