Tommy-Boy Movie Quote

Tommy-Boy Movie Quote

Gas Station Employee: I'm picking up your sarcasm. Richard Hayden: Well, I should hope so, because I'm laying it on pretty thick.

Tommy: I wish we'd known each other... this is a little awkward. [shouts] Tommy: I'm gonna graduate. Give me five!

Richard Hayden: [after Tommy explodes in a client's office] That guy may not call us. Tommy: I can't believe he called me a psycho. Richard Hayden: Hey, were you in there just now? You are a psycho... Good God. And fix your hair.

Tommy: Hey, I'll tell you what. You can get a good look at a butcher's ass by sticking your head up there. But, wouldn't you rather to take his word for it? Mr. Brady, Customer: [confused] What? I'm failing to make the connection here. Tommy: No, I meant, you can get a good look at a T-bone steak by sticking your head up a butcher's ass... No, wait. It's gotta be your bull. Richard: [embarrassed] Wow.

[saying it correctly] Tommy: I can get a good look at a T-bone by sticking my head up a bull's ass, but I'd rather take the butcher's word for it.

[Tommy carelessly set an open bag of M&M's on the dashboard and they immediately poor into an open slot] Richard Hayden: Oh that sounds good: melted chocolate inside the dash, that really ups the resale value. Tommy: I think you'll be okay here, they have a thin candy shell. 'Surprised you didn't know that. Richard Hayden: I think your brain has a thick candy shell. Tommy: Your... Your brain has the shell on it. Richard Hayden: Are you talking? Tommy: Shut up, Richard.

[repeated line] Thomas 'Tommy' Callahan III: Shut Up Richard.

Richard Hayden: You have de-railed... Tommy: Shut up Richard!

Tommy: [after watching Ray Zalinski car commercial] Hmmm. He seems like a nice guy. Richard Hayden: This is the guy trying to buy the company, not to mention put you out on the street, and all you can say is, [sarcastically] Richard Hayden: "Hmmm, he seems like a nice guy!"

Ted Nelson, Customer: But why do they put a guarantee on the box? Tommy: Because they know all they solda ya was a guaranteed piece of shit. That's all it is, isn't it? Hey, if you want me to take a dump in a box and mark it guaranteed, I will. I got spare time. But for now, for your customer's sake, for your daughter's sake, ya might wanna think about buying a quality product from me. Ted Nelson, Customer: [pause] Okay, I'll buy from you. Tommy: Well, that's... What?

Tommy: I l-left a message. Richard Hayden: A message? What number did you call? Tommy: Two, four, niner, five, six, seven... Richard Hayden: I can't hear you, you're trailing off and did I catch a niner in there? Were you calling from a walkie-talkie? Tommy: No, it was cordless. Richard Hayden: You know what? Don't. Not here, not now.

[Moments earlier they hit a deer, it's now riding in the back seat of Richard's car] Tommy: Where are we gonna take the deer? Richard Hayden: I dunno, the vet? Tommy: You take dead animals to the vet? Richard Hayden: Why not? I'd take you to the vet. Tommy: Yeah I'll take you to the... Um... Richard Hayden: Got that? Tommy: Shut up.

Richard Hayden: I can practically hear you getting fatter.

Michelle: Listen up, you little spazoids. I know where you live and I've seen where you sleep. I swear to everything holy that your mothers will cry when they see what I've done to you.

Richard Hayden: Your dad could sell a ketchup Popsicle to a woman in white gloves.

Tommy: Did you hear I finally graduated? Richard Hayden: Yeah, and just a shade under a decade too, all right. Tommy: You know a lot of people go to college for seven years. Richard Hayden: I know, they're called doctors.

[Richard's car is destroyed by a deer] Richard Hayden: No way that just happened. My car is completely destroyed. Tommy: I swear I've seen a lot of stuff in my life, but that... was... *awesome*. [bursts out laughing] Tommy: ... but, sorry about your car, man. That... That sucks.

A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Bernard Meltzer.



Love your enemies just in case your friends turn out to be bastards.
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