Super-Trooper Movie Quote

Super-Trooper Movie Quote

Foster: What are you, the shoe police?

Mac: ...and that was the second time I got crabs.

Mac: No Farva. You are under arrest for being a complete and total fuckhead.

Thorny: Littering an... littering and... smokin' the reefer!

Foster: Oh, god, please don't shoot me. I'm naked.

Mac: Oh, c'mon, we're like the sons you never had. Captain O'Hagan: If you were my son, Mac, I would've smothered you by now. Mac: Smothered me in gravy you big dirty man.

Farva: Say car Ram-Rod.

Officer Smy: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd take you down a peg or two. [to Foster] Officer Smy: Hey douche bag. Foster: [to Ursula] If you were my wife, I'd massage your feet 'til you fell asleep. Ursula: Nice try.

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker, she stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her... I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Thorny: Who wants a moustache ride? German Woman: I do, I do! German Man: Oooh, I vant von too!

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners. Thorny: You know, Farva, only you can make a dark man blush. And no, we're not doing it.

Foster: Okie dokie silly okio. I'm an idiot. Mac: That's true.

Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

Police Chief Grady: I'm sorry about that delousing. Just standard procedure. Farva: It's powdered sugar. Police Chief Grady: The lice hate the sugar. Farva: It's delicious.

Farva: License and registration chicken fucker.

College Guy: You must have eaten like a hundred bucks worth of pot, and like 30 bucks worth of shrooms man.

Thorny: It stinks like sex in here.

Farva: Just cleaning out the old locker. She stinks like ass but I'll sure miss her. I guess you could say that about all my girls.

Farva: Hey, let's pop some Viagras and issue tickets with raging, mega-huge boners.

Police Chief Grady: Desperation is a stinky cologne.

So tell me now, and tell me true,

Every now and then, we find a special friend, who never lets us down, who understands it all, reaches out each time I fall. You are the best friend that I found. I know you can't stay, but part of you will never go away. I'll make a wish for you and
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In a bad marriage, friends are the invisible glue. If we have enough friends, we may go on for years, intending to leave, talking about leaving - instead of actually getting up and leaving.
Erica Jong