Scary Movie Quote
Miss Mann: Come in, dear. Have a seat. Take off your bra if you like.
Cindy Campbell: Look, if it's about that time I puked green slime and masturbated with a crucifix, it was my first keg party, Bobby!
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, look at me! I'm all dead!
Shorty: Real close. Until the roofies wore off. Then she woke up and talked about pressing charges so I just pulled my tongue out of her ass and left.
Drew Decker: That's not my boyfriend! I mean, I fucked him a couple of times, but that's it.
Ray: No Cindy! Watching TV shows don't create psycho killers. Canceling TV shows creates psycho killers!
Buffy Gilmore: Don't worry Cindy! We'll pretend this never happened, like the time we got drunk and went down on each other!
Shorty: I got papers, blunts, blongs, blokes, anything to make a high nigga pie!
Buffy Gilmore: Oh, is this the climax? Well, I hope you don't mind if I fake it!
Black Reporter: Reporting live for Black TV! White folks are dead, we're getting the fuck out of here!
Shorty: I'm on TV! Oh shit! First 'Cops' now this? Oh man, I'm gonna be a star, son!
Brenda: I don't know why ya'lll is acting like this! My girls friend already saw the movie and she says they don't even stay together in the end!
Drink today, and drown all sorrow; You shall perhaps not do it tomorrow; Best, while you have it, use your breath; There is no drinking after death. Ben Jonson
“The road has been long, my friends, but this journey has been worth it, ... And we're almost there, because we're about to make history, and in eight weeks were going to change history.”
Fernando Ferrer
Life ends when you stop dreaming, hope ends when you stop believing, love ends when you stop caring, friendship ends when you stop sharing... so share this with whom ever you consider a friend.
Unknown
A friend in power is a friend lost.
Henry Brooks Adams
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