Office-Space Movie Saying

Office-Space Movie Saying

Tom: It's a Jump to Conclusions Mat. You see... You have this mat with different CONCLUSIONS written on it that you could JUMP TO.

Peter: You see Bob, it's not that I'm lazy it's that I just don't care.

Peter: Well, I generally come in at least fifteen minutes late. I use the side door that way Lumbergh can't see me. After that I sorta space out for an hour.

Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing... criminal... man. Peter Gibbons: Well that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.

Joanna: How dare you judge me! You are just this penny-stealing, wannabe criminal man. Peter Gibbons: Well, that may be, but at least I never slept with Lumbergh.

Lawrence: [shouting through the wall from his apartment] Hey Peter, man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

Samir: No, not again. I... why does it say paper jam when there is no paper jam? I swear to God, one of these days, I just kick this piece of shit out the window. Michael Bolton: You and me both, man. That thing is lucky I'm not armed. Samir: Piece of shit.

Bob Slydell: I'd like to move us right to Peter Gibbons. We had a chance to meet this young man, and boy that's just a straight shooter with upper management written all over him.

Steve: Good evening Sir, my name is Steve. I come from a rough area. I used to be addicted to crack but now I am off it and trying to stay clean. That is why I am selling magazine subscriptions.

Michael Bolton: If we get caught, we're not going to white-collar resort prison. No, no, no. We're going to federal POUND ME IN THE ASS prison. Samir: I don't want to go to ANY prison!

Peter Gibbons: Lawrence, you awake? Lawrence: Yeah. Peter Gibbons: You wanna come over? Lawrence: No, thanks, man. I don't want you fucking up my life, too.

Peter Gibbons: So I was sitting in my cubicle today, and I realized, ever since I started working, every single day of my life has been worse than the day before it. So that means that every single day that you see me, that's on the worst day of my life. Dr. Swanson: What about today? Is today the worst day of your life? Peter Gibbons: Yeah. Dr. Swanson: Wow, that's messed up.

Bob Porter: Looks like you've been missing a lot of work lately. Peter Gibbons: Well, I wouldn't exactly say I've been *missing* it, Bob.

Peter: Good luck with your layoffs all right? I hope your firings go really, really well.

Peter: Lumbergh's gonna have me work on Saturday. I can tell already. I'm gonna end up doing it because I'm a big pussy.

Joanna: How dare you judge me? Look at you. You're just some penny-stealing, criminal man!

Lawrence: Hey Peter man, check out channel 9, it's the breast exams.

Poems to a TRUE friend to show you are happy ....
If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands. If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands.If you're friendly and you know it, and you really want to show it, If you're friendly and you know it, clap your hands!
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Yesterday brought the beginning, tomorrow brings the end, and somewhere in the middle we became the best of friends.
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A friend hears the song in my heart and sings it to me when my memory fails.
Anonymous

You got nothing to lose. You don't lose when you lose fake friends.
Joan Jett

Best friends listen to what you don't .
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