Napoleon-Dynamite Movie Quote

Napoleon-Dynamite Movie Quote

Kid on Bus: What are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like I wanna do. Gosh!

Napoleon Dynamite: You wanna play me?

Napoleon Dynamite: I spent like three hours doing shading the upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Trisha: Yeah... it's really... neat.

Napoleon Dynamite: Stay home and eat all the freakin' chips, Kip. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes all day. Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. Napoleon Dynamite: Since when, Kip? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Napoleon Dynamite: What? Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.

Uncle Rico: So what do you think? Kip: It's pretty cool, I guess. Uncle Rico: Ohhhh, man I wish I could go back in time. I'd take state. Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made. Kip: Napoleon, like anyone can even know that. Uncle Rico: You know what, Napoleon? You can leave. Napoleon Dynamite: You guys are retarded!

Rex: At Rex Kwan Do, we use the buddy system. No more flying solo. You need somebody watching your back at all times. Second off, you're gonna learn to discipline your image. You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here? [points to Kip] Rex: Take a look at what I'm wearing, people. You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I'm wearing these bad boys? Forget about it. Last off, my students will learn about self respect. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? Forget about it!

Don: Hey, Napoleon. What did you do last summer again? Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Don: Did you shoot any? Napoleon Dynamite: Yes, like 50 of 'em! They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? Don: What kind of gun did you use? Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think?

Napoleon Dynamite: This is pretty much the worst video ever made.

Napoleon Dynamite: I like your sleeves. They're real big.

Kip: She's got sandy blonde hair. She's uh... pretty good looking face, but I'm just getting really, just kinda TO'd because, I mean she hasn't even sent me a full body shot yet.

Rex: You think I got where I am today because I dressed like Peter Pan over here?

Napoleon Dynamite: Whatever I feel like. Gosh!

Pedro: I like her bangs.

Uncle Rico: What about your girlfriend? Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now. I mean, we chat online for, like, two hours every day so I guess you could say things are gettin' pretty serious.

Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that moustache? Pedro: A couple of days.

Trisha: Thanks for the beautiful drawing. It's hanging in my room right now. Napoleon: Really? It took me like three hours to finish the shading on your upper lip. It's probably the best drawing I've ever done.

Napoleon: How long did it take you to grow that mustache? Pedro: A couple of days.

Napoleon: What kind of bike do you have? Pedro: It's a Sledgehammer. Napoleon: Dang! You got shocks, pegs - lucky! You ever take it off any sweet jumps? Napoleon: (cut away to bike jumping scene) You got like three feet of air that time dude!

Since this record is coming out on Machine Shop, our label, I could pick anyone I wanted to work on it, so I chose Brad as our A&R guy, which is hilarious because ... Brad's not a label guy, he's my friend, ... I've known him since I was like 13 years old and he can come in and say, 'Hey, that song, it's good, but trash this part of it and do this differently,' and I will actually listen to him.
Mike Shinoda

Phoebe:So,well okay,so is...maybe there's something that I can do,y'know,just to,like,help make sure I get pregnant?
Dr.Zane:No,I'm sorry.
Phoebe:Wow!You guys really don't know anything!
Frank Jr:I know!Why don't you get drunk!That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.

From friend Tv show





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