Meet-Joe-Black Movie Quote

Meet-Joe-Black Movie Quote

Joe Black: Careful Bill, you'll give yourself a heart attack and ruin my vacation.

William Parrish: Don't blow smoke up my ass, it will ruin my autopsy.

Drew: And who would've thought... you, an IRS agent. Joe Black: Death and Taxes.

William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide? Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

Allison: I should have my head examined again.

Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes. Joe Black: Death and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: *Death* and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: What an odd pairing.

Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have.

William Parrish: I thought I was going to sneak away tonight. What a glorious night! Every face I see is a memory. It may not be a perfectly... perfect memory. Sometimes we've had our ups and downs, but we're all together, And you're mine, for a night. And I'm going to break precedence and tell you my one candle wish: that you would have a life, as lucky as mine where you can wake up one morning and say, "I don't want anything more." 65 years, don't they go by in a blink?

Susan Parrish: Tell me you love me now. Joe Black: I love you now. I love you always.

Joe Black: Thank you for loving me.

Joe Black: I can't believe you people. I come for you, and you want to stay, I let you stay and you want to go. William Parrish: You're at the wrong place at the wrong time with the wrong woman! Joe Black: Are you threatening me? William Parrish: Yeah, I certainly hope so.

Joe Black: Should you choose to test my resolve in this matter, you will be facing a finality beyond your comprehension, and you will not be counting days, or months, or years, but milleniums in a place with no doors.

[Joe and Bill are watching the fireworks above the party before they depart] Bill: It's hard to let go, isn't it? Joe Black: Yes it is, Bill. Bill: What can I tell you. That's life

William Parrish: When I introduce you, and I tell them who you are, I don't think anyone will stay for dinner.

William Parrish: You want me to be your guide? Joe Black: You fit the bill, Bill.

Allison: I should have my head examined again.

Drew: We all know this deal is as certain as death and taxes. Joe Black: Death and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: *Death* and taxes? Drew: Yes. Joe Black: What an odd pairing.

Susan Parrish: Love, passion, obsession, all those things you told me to wait for, well, they've arrived. What are you afraid of, Dad? That I'll fall head over heels for Joe? Well, I have.

Advice from your friends in like the weather, some of it is good, some of it is bad.
Proverb

Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.
Sam Ewing

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
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Chandler [In response to a stupid comment]: You have to stop the Q-Tip when there's resistance.
Friends Chandler Quote

A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
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