Joe-Dirt Movie Saying

Joe-Dirt Movie Saying

Joe Dirt: There are three rules when dealing with a deadly crocodile. Rule number one, I'm number one. Rule number two, the croc's number two.

[when the dog starts humping Little Joe's leg] Little Joe Dirt: Can I Push him off of me? Miss Clipper: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done

Zander Kelly: God Almighty, from inbred heaven?, hey freak boy, 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Joe Dirt: [to himself] YOU JUST SAID YOUR SISTER WAS HOT. WHAT A FREAK. You're going to Hell, Dude.

Joe Dirt: And you'll be sticking your head out the window and check out chic dogs saying 'what's up, baby?'

Zander Kelly: What's the deal with your hair? You doing stunt work for Billy Ray Cyrus?

Clem: [talking to fire extinguisher] You're talking to me all wrong... It's the wrong tone. You do it again and I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, tell me, does your mother sew? BOOM. Get her to sew that!

Joe Dirt: That shit'll buff out.

Bullying Man #2: [throws Joe an apple core after he farts on it] Here you can eat this. Joe Dirt: I wouldn't eat that unless it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass. Bullying Man #2: You probably liked J.R., you queer. Joe Dirt: [sticks his fists up] This queer.

Joe Dirt: Luckily, my neck broke my fall.

Joe Dirt: You wanna fight? Why don't you stick your head up my ass and fight for air?

Zander Kelly: Don't you get it? Stinky stuff is your milieu. Okay? This is your deal. You are an underachievement nexus of the universe.

Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Zander Kelly: So what you're telling me is that you're so ingrained with White Trash. That your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked. That doesn't help me.

Miss Clipper: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

Zander Kelly: God Almighty from inbred heaven? Hey freak boy, 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Joe Dirt: You said your sister was hot! What a freak! You're going to Hell Dude.

Clem: Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? Boom. Get her to sew that.

Joe Dirt: I wouldn't eat that unless it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass.

Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

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