Joe-Dirt Movie Quote

Joe-Dirt Movie Quote

Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me? Jill: Sure will. Do you want to go back to my place? Joe Dirt: Sure do

Joe Dirt: I'm a rocker through and through. Here's a list of my favorite bands: AC/DC, Van Halen not Van Hagar, Skynyrd, Def Leppard...

Robby: You all right Dirt? Joe Dirt: Yeah, I'm cool. Robby: No you're not.

Joe Dirt: Life's a garden, dig it?

Joe Dirt: When bad pets go bad, dang.

Zander Kelly: Now, you're telling me you were so ingrained with white trash DNA, your facial hair actually grows in on its own all white trashy like that?

Buffalo Bob: It puts the lotion on it's skin or else it gets the hose again.

Joe Dirt: Right on. You're Joe Meteorite and I'm Joe Dirt.

Joe Dirt: You guys got somethin' to say to me? Why don't you say it in the microphone. I got a backup mike right here. Check one two, testing, testing. Yup, they both working and guess what? they don't like no feed back, what's up?

Joe Dirt: This croc ain't no puppy.

[Trying to scrape Charlie the dog's testicles off the frozen porch] Joe Dirt: Now, this ain't no flapjack, so I'm gonna be real careful, I won't look.

Joe Dirt: My name is Joe Dirte, I added an e to the end, cause it sounds cool.

Zander Kelly: What's the story here, I'm a white trash idiot?

[Joe falls off a swing] Joe Dirt: And at that moment I thought I might just lie there and never get up. I would just sit there and rot there, but then I looked up and saw the moon and got this weird feeling that Brandi was looking up at that same moon. Then I realized I had a home all along, in Silvertown.

Zander Kelly: God Almighty from inbred heaven? Hey freak boy, 1976 called, it wants its hairstyle back.

Joe Dirt: You said your sister was hot! What a freak! You're going to Hell Dude.

Clem: Hey, You're talking to me all wrong here. It's the wrong tone. You better watch it or I'll stab you in the face with a soldering iron. Hey, does your mother sew? Boom. Get her to sew that.

Joe Dirt: I wouldn't eat that unless it came out of Charlene Tilton's ass.

Joe Dirt: Things are gonna happen for me, I'm Joe Dirt.

Joe Dirt: If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?

Zander Kelly: So what you're telling me is that you're so ingrained with White Trash. That your facial hair just grows in all white trashy like that?

Joe Dirt: You're gonna stand there owning a fireworks stand, and tell me you don't have no whistling bungholes, no spleen spliters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hoosker doos, hoosker donts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick, or one single whistling kitty chaser?

Joe Dirt: Guy likes to see homos naked. That doesn't help me.

Miss Clipper: He'll stop humping as soon as he's done.

We're drinking my friend, To the end of a brief episode, Make it one for my baby, And one more for the road. Johnny Mercer

“You can gain a friend in a year but lose a friend in a minute.”

"A Brother may not be a Friend,but a Friend will always be a Brother."""
Benjamin Franklin