Hilarious Movie Saying
The X-Files: Fight the Future
Mulder: If we fail to anticipate the unforeseen or expect the unexpected in a universe of infinite possibilities, we may find ourselves at the mercy of anyone or anything that cannot be programmed, categorized or easily referenced.
Conspiracy Theory
Alice: This guy's a restraining order waiting to happen.
The Philadelphia Story
Dexter: I thought all writers drank to excess and beat their wifes. You know one time I secretly wanted to be a writer.
Practical Magic
Aunt Frances: My darling girl, when are you going to understand that "normal" is not necessarily a virtue? It rather denotes a lack of courage.
Sleepy Hollow
Ichabod Crane: Villainy wears many masks, none of which are more dangerous than virtue.
Jurassic Park
Ian Malcolm: I'm always on the lookout for the next ex-Mrs. Malcolm.
The Waterboy
Bobby Boucher: My Mama says that alligators are ornery because they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.
Jurassic Park
Ian: Yeah, but your scientists were so preoccupied with whether or not they could, they didn't stop to think if they should.
The First Wives Club
Catherine: You are married. You have a daughter. You don't need self-esteem.
Mission: Impossible
Ethan Hunt: Relax Luther, it's much worse than you think.
Jerry Maguire
Jerry: Do you want this jacket? I don't need it.
I'm cloaked in failure!
Pee-Wee's Big Adventure
Pee Wee Herman: The mind plays tricks on you. You play tricks back!
L A Story
Harris K. Telemacher: Hello, this is Harris. I'm in right now, so you can talk to me personally. Please, start talking at the sound of the beep.
True friendship multiplies the good in life and divides its evils. Strive to have friends, for life without friends is like life on a desert island..to find one real friend in a lifetime is good fortune; to keep him is a blessing.
Friends are like bras: close to your heart and there for support.Unknown
Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Anon
Christians want to come.They're proud to bring their friends,rather than saying,‘Gosh,I can't bring my friends to that,'said Kevin Palau.
Billy Graham
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