Garden-State Movie Saying

Garden-State Movie Saying

Dr. Cohen: Mister... Andrew Largeman? Andrew Largeman: Yes? Dr. Cohen: There's absolutely nothing wrong with you Andrew Largeman: Really? Dr. Cohen: Just kidding; how the hell would I know?

Dr. Cohen: You know, our bodies are capable of doing some very funny things when they're consumed by stress and anxiety. Uh, I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half. For example. Andrew Largeman: Wow. Um, but I don't really think that's it...

Gideon Largeman: [on Andrew's answering machine] Andrew, this is your father. Hello? Look, you don't call me back, so I don't know how to do this. If you're not gonna return my calls then there's no way for us to communicate... [breaks down] Gideon Largeman: Look, I don't know how to do this but you're gonna need to come home now. Last night... Your mother died last night, Andrew. She drowned. Last night she drowned in the bath.

Aunt Sylvia Largeman: I made you something. It's a shirt. Andrew Largeman: Thats... That's good, thank you. Aunt Sylvia Largeman: Will you try it on now? Andrew Largeman: Now? Aunt Sylvia Largeman: Well, in case I have to fix it before you leave again and we don't see you for another nine years. I wanna make sure it fits.

[singing at Andrew's mother's funeral] Aunt Sylvia Largeman: Thanks for the time that you've given me. The memories are all in my mind. And now that we've come to the end of our rainbow, there's something I must say out loud. Yes, you're once, twice, three times a lady. I love you. Yes, you're once, twice, three times a lady. I love you. I love you.

Sam: So what are you here for? Andrew Largeman: What are you here for? Sam: Waiting for a friend, you? Andrew Largeman: I uh... Sam: Oh fuck, that was so nosy. I'm sorry, ack. I am. I am so nosy. I didn't I didn't mean to be. I am sorry. Andrew Largeman: No, I just get these headaches. I wanna have em checked out. Sam: Cool

Gideon Largeman: [from deleted scenes] I dreamt last night that I had special powers. That if I squeezed my eyes tight, clenched my fists as close as possible, we'd all end up in paradise. I was a super hero, and that was my power.

Mark: So this is it... Andrew Largeman: So knock... knock and barter for Desert Storm trading cards. Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Mark: I'm okay with being unimpressive, I sleep better.

Andrew Largeman: We may not be as happy as you always dreamed we would be, but, for for the first time let's just allow ourselves to be whatever it is that we are.

Andrew Largeman: And you know what, I'm not gonna take those drugs anymore, because they just left me feeling numb. I have felt SO FUCKING NUMB to everything in my entire life. And for that... I'm here to forgive YOU.

Mark: The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Albert: [about the rickety old boathouse] Unfortunately, if this is the apocalypse, I'm not entirely sure it still floats.

Diego: Does it come with balloons? Mark: What am I, a birthday clown? NO! It doesn't come with balloons. Suck it off the tap!

Olivia: I'm sorry, we just haven't had the time to train them. Who has the time to train them?

Olivia: Sam, I thought I told you to take the metal wheel out of the hamster cage. Sam: Oh! I forgot! Olivia: [holding up a stiff brown lump] Well, you forgot, and now Jelly's dead.

Andrew Largeman: I think we've corrupted this innocent girl enough for one day! Sam: I'm not innocent. Andrew Largeman: Yes, you are! That's what I like about you, okay? And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Andrew Largeman: I don't want this guy taking you to like this sketchy quarry in the middle of nowhere to find like, crack whores huffing turpentine or like, pitbulls raping each other or whatever it is you have us doing.

Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win hands down.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Mark: We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.

Carol: Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

Dr. Cohen: I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse one time. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.

Aunt Sylvia Largeman: I made you something. It's a shirt.

Mark: The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Andrew Largeman: And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Kenny: Plus the benefits are great! you know... If I get shot on the job, I'm like... rich!

Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. Sent me away makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.

Andrew Largeman: I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman: You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big. But right now I gotta go.

Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

"Friends can be said to ""fall in like"" with as profound a thud as romantic partners fall in love."
Letty Cottin Pogrebin

© Narek Oganesyan

"We call that person who has lost his father, an orphan, and a widower that man who has lost his wife. But that man who has known the immense unhappiness of losing a friend, by what name do we call him? Here every language is silent and holds its peace in impotence."""
Joseph Roux

Phoebe:So,well okay,so is...maybe there's something that I can do,y'know,just to,like,help make sure I get pregnant?
Dr.Zane:No,I'm sorry.
Phoebe:Wow!You guys really don't know anything!
Frank Jr:I know!Why don't you get drunk!That worked for a bunch of girls in my high school.

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