Garden-State Movie Quote

Garden-State Movie Quote

Andrew Largeman: And I don't want this guy taking you to some sketchy quarry in the middle of Newark to find crack whores huffing turpentine or pit bulls raping each other or whatever else is down here!

Kenny: Plus the benefits are great! you know... If I get shot on the job, I'm like... rich!

Sam: I have three Dobermans, and if I didn't kick them in the balls on a regular basis, I'd never get anything done.

Andrew Largeman: They sent me away to boarding school. Sent me away makes it sound like they sent me to an asylum. There were no straps involved.

Andrew Largeman: I don't want to waste another moment of my life without you in it.

Andrew Largeman: You changed my life. You changed my life, and I've known you four days. This is the start of something really big. But right now I gotta go.

Mark: Don't tease me about my hobbies. I don't tease you about being an asshole.

Sam: Ooh, great job man! I really thought you were retarded. I mean you're better than that Corky kid and he's actually retarded. If there was a retarded Oscar you would win hands down.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Mark: We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.

Carol: Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

Dr. Cohen: I found my ex-best friend's cufflinks in my wife's purse one time. I couldn't get an erection for a year and a half.

Aunt Sylvia Largeman: I made you something. It's a shirt.

Mark: The only thing worse than a favor is a favor involving money.

Sam: Wow! I cannot believe you're not retarded!

Sam: What's the word that's burning in your heart?

Andrew Largeman: This is my life, Dad. This is it. I spend 26 years waiting for something else to start. So no, I don't think it's too much to take on because it's everything there is. I see now it's all there is.

Titembay: Someone has been pissing on my Gamecube and I'm about to close the case.

Andrew Largeman: You're the alligator?

Gideon Largeman: And besides that Mrs. Lincoln, how was the show?

Mark: We'll probably head over there right after we bury your mom.

Andrew Largeman: [about to swallow a tab of ecstasy] I guess I'll see you guys later.

Andrew Largeman: We're not playing Spin the Bottle; how old are we? More importantly, how old are they? Jesse: Oh, they're all legal. I think...

Carol: Oh... guys? Don't stay in here all day. I had to take the batteries out of the carbon monoxide detector; it was beeping all night.

You do not know how much they mean to me, my friends, and how, how rare and strange it is, to find in a life composed so much of odds and ends… to find a friend who has these qualities, who has, and gives those qualities upon which friendship lives. How much it means that I say this to you -without these friendships - life, what cauchemar!T.S. Eliot

You bring out the best in me.I don't think you understand just how much you mean to me.I treasure the tears,the laughter,but most importantly,the memories.I'll love you forever and always!
by Kimmi

We do not so much need the help of our friends as the confidence of their help in need.
Epicurus

But what is the good of friendship if one cannot say exactly what one means? Anybody can say charming things and try to please and to flatter, but a true friend always says unpleasant things, and does not mind giving pain. Indeed, if he is a really true friend he prefers it, for he knows that then he is going good.
Oscar Wilde