Funniest Movie Quote

Funniest Movie Quote

Fierce Creatures
Son: You screwed up my childhood! Dad: How could I? I wasn't even there.

The Flintstones
Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Barney: I won't tell her, Fred. Fred: Thanks pal.

Happy Gilmore
Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter: NO!

Spaceballs
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Spaceballs
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name? Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole. Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? All Crew: Yo!! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Back To The Future II
The time-traveling is just too dangerous. Better that I devote myself to study the other great mystery of the universe – women!

The Birdcage
Albert: I was adorable once. Young and full of hope. Now, look at me. I'm a short, fat, insecure, middle aged thing! Armand: I made you short?

Bridget Jones' Diary
Bridget: (on the phone) Bridget Jones, wanton sex goddess, with a very bad man between her thighs... Mom!

Clue
Mrs. White: Are you a cop? Mr. Green: No, I'm a plant. Miss Scarlet: A plant? I thought men like you were usually called a fruit.

Duck Soup
You know, you haven't stopped talking since I came here? You must have been vaccinated with a phonograph needle.

Fierce Creatures
Son: You screwed up my childhood! Dad: How could I? I wasn't even there.

The Flintstones
Barney: You're afraid to tell Wilma, aren't you? Fred: Afraid? Now let's get this straight, Rubble. I don't need permission from my wife to make a decision. In my cave, I reign supreme. SUPREME! Barney: I won't tell her, Fred. Fred: Thanks pal.

Happy Gilmore
Shooter: I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast. Happy: You eat pieces of shit for breakfast? Shooter: NO!

Spaceballs
Barf: I'm a mawg: half man, half dog. I'm my own best friend!

Spaceballs
Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole, sir. Dark Helmet: I know that. What's his name? Col. Sandurz: That is his name, sir. Asshole. Major Asshole. Dark Helmet: And his cousin? Col. Sandurz: He's an Asshole too, sir. Gunners mate first class Philip Asshole. Dark Helmet: How many assholes we got on this ship anyhow? All Crew: Yo!! Dark Helmet: I knew it. I'm surrounded by assholes!

Friends: people who borrow my books and set wet glasses on them.
Edwin Arlington Robinson

Of my friends I am the only one left.
Terence

We really don't have enemies. It's just that some of our best friends are trying to kill us.
Unknown

Come,come,my conservative friend,wipe the dew off your spectacles,and see that the world is moving.
Elizabeth Cady Stanton