Family-Guy Movie Quote

Family-Guy Movie Quote

Peter, I like you. But I need you to be more than just eye candy around here.
Mr. Weed

Ooh...you're bending it... Neil to Lois as she straddles him

"Hey Brian! I turned the stairs into a waterslide!" (after Peter falls down the waterslide) "I'm not going to call an ambulance this time because if I do you won't learn anything."
Peter and Brian

"Please go out with me. I'm just trying to make Neil jealous. I promise I'll pay and everything." "Yeah...uhh...that sounds cool but I'm gonna be in the hospital that night." (shoots himself in the stomach with a nail gun)
Meg and boy, "8 Simple Rules for Buying My Teenage Daughter"

Can I...Can I touch your hair? I'm gonna do it...I'm gonna touch it. Ooohoohoo it's like a sheep.
Stewie to Cleveland, "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

My fellow Americans, I have not been entirely truthful with you. I did giggittygiggydoo that girl. I gashmogied her gaflabity with my googus. And I am sorry.
Quagmire, "The Cleveland-Loretta Quagmire"

I didn't know there was going to be an open bar, and the guy really knew his stuff! He made me a mojito. I don't think it's a gay drink. Mo-ji-to...
Brian, "Brian the Bachelor"

Excuse me, is your refrigerator running? Because if it is, it probably runs like you... very homosexually.
Peter, "Lethal Weapon"

Lois, my penis belongs on stage!
Peter, " The King is Dead"

I'm not gonna kill those kids. If they die I'll have nothing to watch on Wednesdays... other than the fine programs on Fox.
Peter, "Death is a Bitch"

Chris Griffin: Where do you think you go when you die? Southern boy: I learned from church that if you're good you go to heaven but if you're bad, you go to a place where the dead believe they're still living and they pray for death but death won't come. Chris Griffin: UPN?

Oh, I must give you my e-mail address. It's loismustdie@yahoo.com.

Forecast for tomorrow; a few sprinkles of genius with a chance of doom!

Mother, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're going to get. Your life, on the other hand, is like this box of ACTIVE GRENADES!

This is life. So go and have a ball. Because the world don't move to the beat of just one drum. What might be right for you may not be right for some. You take the good, you take the bad, you take them both and there you have...my opening statement. Sit, Ubu, sit. Good dog.

Remember, nothing says 'good job' like a firm, open-palm slap on the behind.

Greg, I'm afraid you've earned four hours in the snake pit as punishment. And Jan, for tattling on your brother, you've earned a day in the chamber of fire.

Come, ice cream. Come to my mouth. How dare you disobey me!

I only drank so that the Statue of Liberty would take her clothes off.

A smile is a window on your face to show your heart is at home.
Anonymous

That's what offseasons are for. We've got a football game. Friends or family, your goals don't change just because you know someone on the other sideline. Everyone in football understands that.Pat Hill

"The trick is not to die for a friend, but to find a friend worth dying for."""
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I've been up there and I've worked on this before. They don't have to wonder if I'm going to fight for lower taxes. (Murphy) had eight years to prove that he was a friend to taxpayers, and he hasn't done that.Mike Schofield