Elf Movie Saying

Elf Movie Saying

[last lines] Papa Elf: Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you. [strained]

Buddy: Sorry, sorry. I think your car is pretty.

Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow. Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.

Buddy: [to Walter] What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!

Eugene: [brainstorming for a new book] What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Buddy: Good news! I saw a dog today!

Santa: What in the name of Sam Hill is that?

Santa: How d'ya like them apples?

Buddy: Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves. Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans. Buddy: Cool.

Emily: You like sugar, huh? Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup? Emily: Yes. Buddy: Then YES!

Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.

Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.

Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

[Buddy burps loudly] Buddy: Did you hear that?

Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!

Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?

[Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time] Buddy: It looks like a Christmas tree.

Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole. Buddy: Yes there is.

Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!

[while Ice Skating, Buddy kisses her on the cheek] Jovie: You missed.

Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning? Buddy: I heard you singing. Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower? Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.

Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.

Buddy: I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

Buddy: [to the doctor] Can I listen to your necklace?

[reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"] Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.

Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Buddy: [reading the note he left on the etch-a-sketch] "I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

[Being beaten up by a dwarf he thinks is an elf] Buddy: He's an *angry* elf!

Walter: What do you want? Some money? Buddy: No! I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me. Walter: Who wouldn't wanna meet you?

Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!

Walter: [Buddy had just caused Walter to lose a client] You get the hell out of here. Buddy: Where do you want me to go? Walter: I don't care where you go. I don't care that you're an elf! I don't care that you're nuts! I don't care that you're my son! Get out of my life! Now!

Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy? Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf. Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.

Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me fifteen times.

Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not candy.

Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Eugene: What about this, a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Santa: That's another thing. Buddy you should know that your father, he's on the naughty list.

Santa at Gimbel's: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

"A Brother may not be a Friend,but a Friend will always be a Brother."""
Benjamin Franklin

To be your friend was all I ever wanted, to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
Unknown

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Euripides

True Friend
You're a true friend,that I want you to know,Our love for each other has helped us to grow.We've been through some tough times,but we've made it throughThe only one I ever trusted was you.
Author unknown

Our very best friends have a tincture of jealousy even in their friendship, and when they hear us praised by others, will ascribe it to sinister and interested motives if they can.
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