Elf Movie Saying

Elf Movie Saying

[last lines] Papa Elf: Come here, little one. Poppy wants to see you. [strained]

Buddy: Sorry, sorry. I think your car is pretty.

Emily: We can't just throw him out in the snow. Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me 15 times.

Buddy: [to Walter] What's a Christmas Gram? I want one!

Eugene: [brainstorming for a new book] What about this: a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Buddy: Good news! I saw a dog today!

Santa: What in the name of Sam Hill is that?

Santa: How d'ya like them apples?

Buddy: Actually, I'm a human, but I was raised by elves. Carolyn: I'm a human... raised by humans. Buddy: Cool.

Emily: You like sugar, huh? Buddy: Is there sugar in syrup? Emily: Yes. Buddy: Then YES!

Buddy: You stink. You smell like beef and cheese! You don't smell like Santa.

Buddy: I just like to smile! Smiling's my favorite.

Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

[Buddy burps loudly] Buddy: Did you hear that?

Buddy: Watch out, the yellow ones don't stop!

Elf Teacher: Now, before we learn how to build the latest in extreme graphic chipset processors, let's recite the code of the elves, shall we?

[Buddy is pressing the elevator buttons at the same time] Buddy: It looks like a Christmas tree.

Gimbel's Manager: There's no singing in the North Pole. Buddy: Yes there is.

Buddy: SANTA! OH MY GOD! SANTA'S COMING! I KNOW HIM! I KNOW HIM!

[while Ice Skating, Buddy kisses her on the cheek] Jovie: You missed.

Jovie: How come you were in the women's locker room this morning? Buddy: I heard you singing. Jovie: Are you sure it had nothing to do with the fact that I was naked in the shower? Buddy: I didn't know you were naked.

Buddy: It's just nice to meet another human that shares my affinity for elf culture.

Buddy: I thought maybe we could make ginger bread houses, and eat cookie dough, and go ice skating, and maybe even hold hands.

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Buddy: First we'll make snow angels for a two hours, then we'll go ice skating, then we'll eat a whole roll of Tollhouse Cookiedough as fast as we can, and then we'll snuggle.

Buddy: [to the doctor] Can I listen to your necklace?

[reacting to sign saying "World's Best Cup of Coffee"] Buddy: You did it! Congratulations! World's best cup of coffee! Great job, everybody! It's great to be here.

Buddy: The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear.

Buddy: I'm a cotton-headed ninny-muggins.

Buddy: [reading the note he left on the etch-a-sketch] "I'm sorry I ruined your lives, and crammed eleven cookies into the VCR."

[Being beaten up by a dwarf he thinks is an elf] Buddy: He's an *angry* elf!

Walter: What do you want? Some money? Buddy: No! I just wanted to meet you and thought maybe you might want to meet me. Walter: Who wouldn't wanna meet you?

Buddy: [as he is hit by a snowball] SON of a NUTcracker!

Walter: [Buddy had just caused Walter to lose a client] You get the hell out of here. Buddy: Where do you want me to go? Walter: I don't care where you go. I don't care that you're an elf! I don't care that you're nuts! I don't care that you're my son! Get out of my life! Now!

Leon the Snowman: Why the long face, Buddy? Buddy: It seems I'm not an elf. Leon the Snowman: Of course you're not an elf. You're six-foot-three and had a beard since you were fifteen.

Walter: Why not? He loves the snow. He's told me fifteen times.

Santa: Well, there are some things you should know. First off, you see gum on the street, leave it there. It's not candy.

Buddy: Have you seen these toilets? They're GINORMOUS!

Buddy: I passed through the seven levels of the Candy Cane forest, through the sea of swirly twirly gum drops, and then I walked through the Lincoln Tunnel.

Eugene: What about this, a tribe of asparagus children, but they're self-conscious about the way their pee smells.

Buddy: It's just like Santa's workshop! Except it smells like mushrooms, and everyone looks like they wanna hurt me.

Buddy: We elves try to stick to the four main food groups: candy, candy canes, candy corns, and syrup.

Santa: That's another thing. Buddy you should know that your father, he's on the naughty list.

Santa at Gimbel's: How'd you like to be dead, huh? Ho, ho, just kidding.

Buddy: You smell like beef and cheese, you don't smell like Santa.

Good bye, proud world! I’m going home, Thou art not my friend, I am not thine.
Ralph Waldo Emerson

A friend told me that teenage girls are always looking for someone to pin their dreams on. That doesn't make it any less weird though.
Orlando Bloom

I've always said that in politics, your enemies can't hurt you, but your friends will kill you.
Unknown

Golf is the only sport that a professional can enjoy playing with his friends. Can Larry Holmes enjoy fighting one of his friends?
Chi Chi Rodriguez

Just Friends

Even though we are not together
I care about you more than ever
When we talk I feel so close to you
I don't know what I'm supposed to do

I have almost forgotten what you did to me
I was hurting in every part of me
I was sad knowing this is how it came to be
But now I am happy that you are there for me

I gave you my tears
I gave you my heart
You made me happy
Right from the start

When I write this now
I start to think
How happy you make me
For you and only you I must thank


by Gary R. Hess