Dumb-and-Dumber Movie Saying

Dumb-and-Dumber Movie Saying

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

Lloyd: We usually don't pick up hitchhikers. But I'm gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

Harry: Yesterday was one of the greatest days of my life. Mary and I went skiing. We made a snowman. She touched my leg...

Lloyd: You know I guess they're right. Senior citizens, although slow and dangerous behind the wheel, can still serve a purpose.

Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like in a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well, I had this cousin...

Harry: Nice set of hooters you got there! Mary: I beg your pardon? Harry: The owls! They're beautiful!

[coming out of the 7-11] Lloyd: Hey guys. Big gulps huh. Well, see ya later.

Harry: Why would she have you meet her in a bar at 10 in the morning? Lloyd: I just figured she was a raging alcoholic!

Lloyd: Why you going to the airport, flying somewhere? Mary: How'd you guess? Lloyd: I saw your luggage, then when I noticed the airline ticket I put 2 and 2 together.

Sea Bass' Friend: Kick his ass, Sea Bass!

Lloyd: Hey, look, the Monkees. They were a huge influence on the Beatles.

[man and woman walk by] Harry: Ooh, look at the buns on that one... Lloyd: Yeah, he must work out.

Lloyd: You're it. Harry: You're it. Lloyd: You're it, quitsies! Harry: Anti-quitsies, you're it, quitsies, no anti-quitsies, no startsies!

Harry: You just tell me where to sign, bud. Lloyd: Right on my ass after you kiss it! Harry: You kiss mine! Both cheeks, both lips, right here!

Harry: According to the map we've only gone 4 inches.

Mary: So you'll pick me up tonight at seven forty-five? Harry: Well I got a few things to take care of so how about quarter to eight? Mary: [Laughs] Stop it Harry: ok seven forty-five

Lloyd: I'm only human Harry! Come on! So we backtracked a tad! Harry: A tad? A tad, Lloyd? You drove almost a sixth of the way across the country in the wrong direction! Now we don't have enough money to get to Aspen, we don't have enough money to get home, we don't have enough money to eat, we don't have enough money to sleep! Lloyd: Well, it's not gonna do us any good sittin' here whinin' about it.

Lloyd: Well, it's not gonna do us any good sittin' here whinin' about it.

State Trooper: Pullover! Harry: No, it's a cardigan but thanks for noticing. Lloyd: Yeah, killer boots man!

Harry: I can't believe it. Lloyd: Life is a fragile thing, Har. One minute you're chewin' on a burger, the next minute you're dead meat. Harry: But he blamed me. You heard him. Those were his last words. Lloyd: Not if you count the gurgling sound.

Lloyd: [sees framed newspaper article about moon landing] No Way! [chuckles] Lloyd: WE LANDED ON THE MOON!

[while looking back at Mary] Lloyd: There's really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you're more likely to get killed on the way to the airport. You know, like on a head on crash or flying off a cliff or getting trapped under a gas truck! That's the worst! I have this cousin, well y'know, I had this cousin... Mary: Uh, Lloyd, could you keep your eyes on the road please? Lloyd: Oh, yeah! Good thinking. Can't be too careful. Lot of bad drivers out there.

Mental: Gas man. How the hell did they know that I got gas?

Mrs. Neugeboren: Where have you been? My dogs were supposed to be here FORTY minutes ago! Now, I hardly have any time to primp them! Harry: Don't worry about a thing, Mrs. Noogieburger. Mrs. Neugeboren: NEUGEBOREN!

Harry: What's her last name? Lloyd: You know, I don't really recall. Uh, it starts with "S". Let's see. Swammi? Slippy? Slappy? Swenson? Swanson? Harry: Maybe it's on the briefcase. Lloyd: Oh, yeah! [He reads the manufacturer's name, which is Samsonite] Lloyd: Here it is! "Samsonite"! I was way off! I knew it started with an "S" though.

Dale's Man: They're driving an '84... Sheepdog.

Lloyd: Wanna hear the most annoying sound in the world?

Lloyd: [to motorcycle cop] Tic-Tac, sir?

Beth: So I told myself. Beth you just got to run girl and oh you know what that clutz did next? Lloyd: No and I DON'T CARE!

Lloyd: We don't usually pick up hitchhikers... but I'm-a gonna go with my instincts on this one. Saddle up partner!

Lloyd: When I met Mary, I got that old fashioned romantic feeling, where I'd do anything to bone her.

Lloyd: Mary. I desperately wanna make love to a school boy.

Lloyd: What are the chances of a guy like you and a girl like me... ending up together?

A true friend is someone who is there for you when he'd rather be anywhere else.
Len Wein

Friends are the sunshine of life.
John Hay

Memories last forever, never do they die. Friends stay together, never say goodbye.
Melina Campos

I didn't think it would be very special. Coming back to a franchise, an organization that I worked for three years, it felt good to be back here. It was good to see a lot of old friends.
Ricky Williams

It's not logical for a country to put the fate of its nation at the disposal of another country even if it's a friend. You can meet part of your fuel needs from abroad.Ali Larijani