Caddyshack Movie Quote

Caddyshack Movie Quote

Al Czervik: Last time I saw a mouth like that, it had a hook in it.

Carl Spackler: I got to get into this dude's pelt and crawl around for a few days. Who's the gopher's ally. His friends. The harmless squirrel and the friendly rabbit.

Carl Spackler: This crowd has gone deadly silent, a Cinderella story outta nowhere. Former greenskeeper and now about to become the masters champion.

Ty Webb: You're rather attractive for a beautiful girl with a great body. Ty Webb: Just be the ball, be the ball, be the ball. You're not being the ball Danny. Danny Noonan: It's hard when you're talking like that.

Judge Smails: Ty, what did you shoot today? Ty Webb: Oh, Judge, I don't keep score. Judge Smails: Then how do you measure yourself with other golfers? Ty Webb: By height.

Judge Smails: I've sentenced boys younger than you to the gas chamber. Didn't want to do it. I felt I owed it to them.

Dr. Beeper: I thought you'd be the man to beat this year. Ty Webb: I guess you'll just have to keep beating yourself.

Al Czervik: Hey everybody, we're all gonna get laid!
[Caddy Danny arrives among the rich in his yachting outfit] Spalding: Ahoy polloi!

Spalding: This is good stuff. I got it from a Negro. You're probably high already and you don't even know it.

Al Czervik: Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though.

Al Czervik: Oh, this your wife, huh? A lovely lady. Hey baby, you must've been something before electricity.

Al Czervik: Your a lot of woman, you know that? Yeah, wanna make 14 dollars the hard way?

Carl Spackler: He's on his final hole. He's about 455 yards away, he's gonna hit about a 2 iron I think.

Al Czervik: [to his Asian companion] I hear this place is restricted, Wang, so don't tell 'em you're Jewish, okay?

Chandler Young: Interesting club. what would you call that? Jack Hartounian: Twelve gauge.

Peter Blunt: Golf, golf... what kinda name is "golf" anyway? Sounds like a sound you make when you've got something caught in your throat.

Chandler Young: Your target's name is Jack Hartounian. I want him to be discouraged from erecting any more structures on Bushwood estates. Capt. Tom Everett: Discouraged? As in "extreme prejudice"? Chandler Young: We already tried extreme prejudice. It didn't work. Capt. Tom Everett: No, I mean do you want him... Everett pulls out a gun.

Cynthia Young: [about Jack] The man tried to kill me. Chandler Young: I'm sure he had his reeasons.

[the Youngs arrive at Bushwood after Jack renovates it] Cynthia Young: I want to go home. Chandler Young: Now now, Cynthia. The last thing we want to do is let him think he's winning. Cynthia Young: But he IS winning!

Jack Hartounian: [to one of his workers] Take chances. I'm insured.

Ty Webb: We're talking mucho dinero, and probably some American money too.

[Chandler Young has gotten Hartounian Construction's power turned off] Peter Blunt: [on phone] That's hard to say, huh? Well, when can we get the power turned back on? That's hard to say, huh? Well, tell me something. Is it as hard to say as "Oh, my god! Somebody help me! There's a man in my office with a *flamethrower*"?

Capt. Tom Everett: In future conversations, you will refer to me as... uh, Mr. Sanderson and I will refer to you as... uh, Mrs. Esterhouse. Chandler Young: Captain Everett... Capt. Tom Everett: Goodbye, Mrs. Esterhouse.

Carl Spackler: Oh Mrs. Crane, you're a little monkey woman. Yeah, you're lean, mean, and I bet you're not too far in between are ya. How'd you like to wrap your spikes around my.

Ty Webb: You take drugs, Danny? Danny Noonan: Every day. Ty Webb: Good. Then what's your problem? Danny Noonan: I don't know.

Ty Webb: A flute without holes, is not a flute. A donut without a hole, is a danish.

Ty Webb: I was born to love you. I was born to lick your face. I was born to rub you. But you were born to rub me first.

Danny Noonan: I gotta go to college. Ty Webb: You don't have to go to college. This isn't Russia. Is this Russia? This isn't Russia.

To be your friend was all I ever wanted, to be your lover was all I ever dreamed.
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Fernando is a good friend of mine and it will be weird to play against him, but we are professionals and we will both be trying our best and giving everything to win, ... It is good and bad that we meet at a quarterfinal round since one Chilean will lose.Nicolas Massu

Where you find true friendship, you find true love...
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