Billy-Madison Movie Saying

Billy-Madison Movie Saying

Brian Madison: Oh, Billy Billy boy. When are you gonna find what ever it is you're looking for? Billy Madison: Here's a nice piece of shit.

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy Madison: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest. 3rd Grader: Really? Billy Madison: YES. You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants. 3rd Grader: Hey look, Ernie peed his pants too. Alright! Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy Madison: OOH. That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go.

Old Farm Lady: If peeing your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis.

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better. I go on first and clean the hair. Conditioner is better. I leave the hair silky and smooth. Oh, really, fool? Really. [Notices gold swan on edge of tub] Billy Madison: Stop looking at me, swan.

Principal: Mr. Madison, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: Okay, a simple no would've done just fine.

Billy Madison: I swear to God I'm sick. I can't go to school. Juanita: If you're gonna stay home today, you can help me shave my armpits. Billy Madison: Oh my God. I'll go to school.

Billy Madison: Sometimes I feel like an idiot. But I am an idiot, so it kinda works out.

Billy Madison: Back to school. Back to school, to prove to Dad that I'm not a fool. I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get in a fight. Ohhhh, back to school. Back to school. Back to school. Well, here goes nothing.

Frank: When I graduated from first grade, all my dad did was tell me to get a job.

Billy: He's gonna shit when he realizes it's shit.

Billy: He called the shit poop!

Veronica Vaughn: No milk will ever be our milk.

Knibb High Principal: Any attempt to cheat, especially with my wife, who is a dirty, dirty, tramp, and I will probably just snap.

3rd Grader: Hey look everybody, Billy peed his pants. Billy: Of course I peed my pants, everyone my age pees their pants. It's the coolest! 3rd Grader: Really? Billy: Yeah! You ain't cool, unless you pee your pants!

Old Farm Lady: If peeing in your pants is cool, consider me Miles Davis. Billy: That is the grossest thing I've ever heard in my life. Let's Go!

Billy Madison: Shampoo is better! I go on first and clean the hair! Conditioner is better! I leave the hair silky and smooth! Oh, really, fool? Really! [Notices gold swan on edge of tub.] Stop looking at me, swan!

Principal: At no point in your rambling, did you even come close to an intelligent thought. I award you no points, may God have mercy on your soul. Billy Madison: A simple no would've done just fine.

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