Big-Lebowski Movie Quote

Big-Lebowski Movie Quote

Jesus Quintana: What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man -- ha ha! I was gonna fuck you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!

Walter Sobchak: Fucking dipshit with a nine toed woman.

The Dude: Fuckin' Quintana... that creep can roll, man. Walter Sobchak: Yeah, but he's a pervert, Dude. The Dude: Yeah. Walter Sobchak: No, he's a sex offender. With a record. He served 6 months in Chino for exposing himself to an eight year old. The Dude: Oh! Walter Sobchak: When he moved to Hollywood he had to go door to door to tell everyone he was a pederass. [sic] Donny: What's a... pederass, Walter? Walter Sobchak: Shut the fuck up, Donny.

Walter: You're entering a world of pain.

Nihilist: I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you in the ass, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck you, I fuck

The Dude: Nobody calls me Lebowski. You got the wrong guy. I'm the Dude, man. Treehorn's Thug: Your name's Lebowski, Lebowski. Your wife is Bunny. The Dude: My...my wi, my wife, Bunny? Do you see a wedding ring on my finger? Does this place look like I'm fucking married? The toilet seat's up, man!

Walter Sobchak: Fucking Germans. Nothing changes. Fucking Nazis. Donny: They were Nazis, Dude? Walter Sobchak: Oh, come on Donny, they were threatening castration!

[Maude shows the porn video starring Bunny to the Dude] Sherry in 'Logjammin': [on video] You must be here to fix the cable. Maude Lebowski: Lord. You can imagine where it goes from here. The Dude: He fixes the cable? Maude Lebowski: Don't be fatuous, Jeffrey.

The Dude: Fuck sympathy! I don't need your fuckin' sympathy, man, I need my fucking johnson! Donny: What do you need that for, Dude?

The Dude: God damn you Walter! You fuckin' asshole! Everything's a fuckin' travesty with you, man! And what was all that shit about Vietnam? What the FUCK, has anything got to do with Vietnam? What the fuck are you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: You want a toe? I can get you a toe, believe me. There are ways, Dude. You don't wanna know about it, believe me. The Dude: Yeah, but Walter... Walter Sobchak: Hell, I can get you a toe by 3 o'clock this afternoon... with nail polish.

Walter Sobchak: I told those fucks down at the league office a thousand times that I don't roll on Shabbos! Donny: What's Shabbos? Walter Sobchak: Saturday, Donny, is Shabbos, the Jewish day of rest. That means that I don't work, I don't get in a car, I don't ride in a car, I don't pick up the phone, I don't turn on the oven, and I sure as shit [shouts] Walter Sobchak: don't fucking roll! Shomer shabbos!

Walter Sobchak: I'm saying, I see what you're getting at, Dude, he kept the money. My point is, here we are, it's shabbas, the sabbath, which I'm allowed to break only if it's a matter of life or death... The Dude: Will you come off it, Walter? You're not even fucking Jewish, man. Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talkin' about? The Dude: Man, you're fucking Polish Catholic... Walter Sobchak: What the fuck are you talking about? I converted when I married Cynthia! Come on, Dude! The Dude: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah... Walter Sobchak: And you know this! The Dude: Yeah, and five fucking years ago you were divorced. Walter Sobchak: So what are you saying? When you get divorced you turn in your library card? You get a new license? You stop being Jewish? The Dude: It's all a part of your sick Cynthia thing, man. Taking care of her fucking dog. Going to her fucking synagogue. You're living in the fucking past. Walter Sobchak: Three thousand years of beautiful tradition, from Moses to Sandy Koufax... [shouting] Walter Sobchak: You're goddamn right I'm living in the fucking past!

Walter Sobchak: This is what happens when you FUCK A STRANGER IN THE ASS!

The Stranger: Do you have to use so many cuss words? The Dude: What the fuck you talking about?

Walter Sobchak: I told that Kraut a fuckin' thousand times I don't roll on shabbos!

The Dude: Fortunately, I'm adhering to a pretty strict, uh, drug, uh, regimen to keep my mind, you know, uh, limber.

The Dude: Well, I still jerk off manually.

Donny: I am the walrus.

Walter Sobchak: This is not Nam. This is bowling. There are rules.

Jeffrey Lebowski: Isn't that what makes a man? The Dude: Mmm, sure. That and a pair of testicles.

Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski: This could be a lot more uh, uh, uh, complex, I mean it just might, it might not be such a simple, uh, you know?

Donny: Your phone's ringing, Dude. The Dude: Thank you, Donny.

Walter Sobchak: I'm as Jewish as fucking Tevye.

A memory lasts forever, Never does it die. True friends stay together And never said goodbye.
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Happy Birthday for him. He doesn't usually take that shot but it went in. I've been coaching 31 years and I've seen a whole lot of that. It's what makes high-school basketball so exciting.Dennis Terry

It was a great game. It was a wonderful game for me, it'll be hard to say goodbye to all the coaches. I've made some good friends over the years.Rene Villalva