Airplane Movie Saying

Airplane Movie Saying

Steve McCrosky: This fog is getting thicker!
Johnny: And Leon is getting laaaaarrrrrger!

Rumack: You'd better tell the Captain we've got to land as soon as we can. This woman has to be gotten to a hospital. Elaine Dickinson: A hospital? What is it? Rumack: It's a big building with patients, but that's not important right now.

Clarence Oveur: Joey, do you like movies about gladiators?

Captain Oveur: Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?

Ted Striker: I flew single engine fighters in the Air Force, but this plane has four engines. It's an entirely different kind of flying altogether.

Rumack: What was it we had for dinner tonight? Elaine Dickinson: Well, we had a choice: steak or fish. Rumack: Yes. Yes, I remember. I had lasagna.

Joey: Hey! I know you! You're Kareem Abdul-Jabaar, you play basketball for the Los Angeles Lakers! Roger Murdock: I'm sorry, I think you have me confused with someone else, my name is Roger Murdock. Joey: You are Kareem! I've seen you play! My dad's got season tickets. Roger Murdock: I think it's time to go back to your seat, right Clarence? Oveur: No, let him stay. He's not bothering anyone. Joey: I think you're the greatest, but my dad says you don't work hard enough on defense. Roger Murdock: THE HELL I DON'T! Look, I'm out there bustin' my butt EVERY NIGHT. Tell your old man to run up and down the court for forty minutes!

Elaine Dickinson: May I offer you anything to read, ma'am? Old lady: Do you have anything light? Elaine Dickinson: How about this leaflet, "Famous Jewish Sports Legends?"

[An epidemic of food poisoning is sweeping the plane.] Captain Oveur: What is it, Doctor? What's going on?

Doctor Rumack: I'm not sure. I haven't seen anything like this since the Anita Bryant concert.

Hanging Lady: No wonder you're upset. She's lovely. And a darling figure. Supple, pouting breasts... firm thighs. It's a shame you two don't get along.

Ted Striker: Because of my mistake, six men didn't return from that raid.

Elaine Dickinson: Seven. Lieutenant Zip died this morning.

Ted Striker: It's Lieutenant Hurwitz. Severe shell-shock. Thinks he's Ethel Merman.

Ethel Merman: [singing] You'll be swell, you'll be great! Gonna have the whole world on a plate! Startin' here, startin' now! Honey, everything's comin' up roses...

Rumack: Elaine, you're a member of this crew. Can you face some unpleasant facts?

Johnny: Well, it's a big pretty white plane with a red stripe, curtains at the windows, wheels, and it just looks like a big Tylenol!

Rex Kramer: Striker, listen, and you listen close: flying a plane is no different than riding a bicycle, just a lot harder to put baseball cards in the spokes.

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue!

[As the plane prepares to take off.] Old lady: Nervous? Ted Striker: Yes. Old lady: First time? Ted Striker: No, I've been nervous lots of times.

McCroskey: Looks like I picked the wrong week to quit drinking.

Roger Murdock: We have clearance Clarence.

I have come to the conclusion, after many years of sometimes sad experience, that you cannot come to any conclusion at all

For 70 nights, right across America, I've been getting out there with two ex-lovers and we've been playing songs which are so specific about each of us, you just wouldn't know. We're friends now but we can't forget what happened between us.
Stevie Nicks

Finishing a good book is like leaving a good friend.William Feather

Since this record is coming out on Machine Shop, our label, I could pick anyone I wanted to work on it, so I chose Brad as our A&R guy, which is hilarious because ... Brad's not a label guy, he's my friend, ... I've known him since I was like 13 years old and he can come in and say, 'Hey, that song, it's good, but trash this part of it and do this differently,' and I will actually listen to him.
Mike Shinoda