Motivational Humorous Saying

Motivational Humorous Saying

George Eliot
What do we live for, if it is not to make life less difficult for each other?

Will Rogers
We are all here for a spell. Get all the good laughs you can.

Ellen Degeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.

Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.

Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching.

Ann Landers
Know yourself. Don't accept your dog's admiration as conclusive evidence that you are wonderful.

Ronald Reagan
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.

Unknown Author
Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.

Walter Winchell
Optimist: A man who gets treed by a lion but enjoys the scenery.

Ben Franklin
While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.

George S. Merriam
The sense of humor is the oil of life's engine. Without it, the machinery creaks and groans. No lot is so hard, no aspect of things is so grim, but it relaxes before a hearty laugh.

Mark Twain
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.

Ben Hecht
Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.

Thomas Watson
The way to succeed is to double your failure rate.

P. J. O'Rourke
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.

Robert Orbe
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get.

Soupy Sales
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.

Karl Marx
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.

Brian Tracy
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears.

Author unknown
It is better to be patient, than it is to become one.

Susan Ohanian
If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.

Gore Vidal
It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail.

Unknown Author
If you think you are too small to be effective, you have never been in the dark with a mosquito.

Jim Eason.
If you want to look young and thin, hang around old fat people.

Bobby Jones
It is nothing new or original to say that golf is played one stroke at a time. But it took me many years to realize it.

Milton Berle
It opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.

Jean Cocteau
We must believe in luck. For how else can we explain the success of those we don't like?

Thomas Jefferson
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.

Milton Berle
We owe a lot to Thomas Edison - if it wasn't for him, we'd be watching television by candlelight.

Gilbert K. Chesterton
One of the great disadvantages of hurry is that it takes such a long time.

Charles Schultz
I've developed a new philosophy... I only dread one day at a time.

Cynthia Heimel
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!

Lewis Grizzard
Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes.

Broderick Crawford
Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that sometimes he has to eat them.

Author unknown
There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.

Spanish Proverb
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.

Noelie Alito
The shortest distance between two points is under construction.

Robert Frost
The world is full of willing people, some willing to work, the rest willing to let them.

Thomas Szasz
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.

Robert Heinlein
Always listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.

Unknown Author
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.

Are we friends, or are we not?

Since there is nothing so well worth having as friends, never lose a chance to make them.
Francesco Guicciardini



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