Beautiful Love Quote
What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card?
A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!"
What did the painter say to her boyfriend?
"I love you with all my art!"
Unknown
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
Oh, innocent victims of Cupid,
Remember this terse little verse,
To let a fool kiss you is stupid,
To let a kiss fool is worse.
E.Y.Harburg
I wasn't kissing her. I was just whispering in her mouth.
Chico Marx
What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A Hog and kisses!
Unknown
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Love is just a chocolate substitute.
Miranda Ingram
Will you marry me?Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Groucho Marx.
Take my wife-please.
Henny Youngman.
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