Funny valentine Sayings



Share these quotes in your Facebook

 

What would you get if you crossed a dog with a valentine card? A card that says, "I love you drool-ly!" What did the painter say to her boyfriend? "I love you with all my art!"
Unknown

Who sends a thousand valentines cards signed, "guess who"? A divorce lawyer.
Unknown

A kiss is a lovely trick designed by nature to stop speech when words become superfluous.
Ingrid Bergman

I feel great and I kiss even better.
Emo Philips.

It takes a lot experience for a girl to kiss like a beginner.
Joan Rivers.

I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous

Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson

Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken

To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
Woody Allen

You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. Melanie Clark

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.
Submitted by Ange

Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy

I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
Source Unknown

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
Linus

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Source Unknown

Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
Source Unknown

If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."
Source Unknown

Love is like a honking goose which flies crookedly through the rain.
Source Unknown

Never postpone love until tomorrow, for tomorrow can be the busiest day of the week.
Source Unknown

They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walkin' in circles 'cause I can't seem to find it.
Source Unknown

Open your heart, and you become a target.
Source Unknown

A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be.
Source Unknown

He broke my heart, so I broke his nose!
Source Unknown

Laughter is the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth?'
Source Unknown

A friend is like a push-up bra: supportive and close to the heart.
Source Unknown

Only when you mix love and laughter will you get a 'Happily Ever After.'
Source Unknown


The most beautiful view is the one I share with you.
Author Unknown

No time of life is so beautiful as the early days of love, when with every meeting, every glance, one fetches something new home to rejoice over
Soren Kierkegaard

It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow

Why torture yourself when life and love does it for you?
Big Girls Don't Cry

I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe.
Source Unknown

Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.
Source Unknown

Dating is like a test drive, you keep trying until you find the right one.
Source Unknown

If Love is basketball then I'm Michael Jordan!
Source Unknown

Laughter is the one true thing everyone will always need.
Source Unknown

For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.
Ivan Panin

May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31


Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny.
Source Unknown

The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl

Loving a woman who shows you she cares is like licking honey from a thorn.
Source Unknown

Love is like a ground hog's shadow: long sought after and seldom found.
Source Unknown


What do farmers give their wives on Valentine's Day?
A Hog and kisses!
Unknown

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Love is just a chocolate substitute.
Miranda Ingram

Will you marry me?Did he leave you any money? Answer the second question first.
Groucho Marx.

Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.
Submitted by Ange

Beauty has to take a back seat to whatever else may lie in your heart. Sometimes love or something like it takes a form such as a thought across the internet.
Submitted by Bobette