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I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Anonymous
Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience.
Samuel Johnson
Happiness is the china shop; love is the bull.
H. L. Mencken
To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore to love is to suffer, not to love is to suffer. To suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy then is to suffer. But suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be unhappy one must love, or love to suffer, or suffer from too much happiness. I hope you're getting this down.
Woody Allen
You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
Henny Youngman
I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith
There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. Melanie Clark
The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw
It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.
Ivan Panin
All I really need is love, but a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt!
Lucy
I know the door to your heart belongs to another, but I think I can slip in through the window.
Source Unknown
One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason
I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
Linus
Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland
Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Source Unknown
Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war.
Source Unknown
If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."
Source Unknown
Love is like a honking goose which flies crookedly through the rain.
Source Unknown
Never postpone love until tomorrow, for tomorrow can be the busiest day of the week.
Source Unknown
They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walkin' in circles 'cause I can't seem to find it.
Source Unknown
Open your heart, and you become a target.
Source Unknown
A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be.
Source Unknown
He broke my heart, so I broke his nose!
Source Unknown
Laughter is the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth?'
Source Unknown
A friend is like a push-up bra: supportive and close to the heart.
Source Unknown
Only when you mix love and laughter will you get a 'Happily Ever After.'
Source Unknown
It is a beautiful trait in the lovers character, that they think no evil of the object loved.
Henry Wadsworth Longfellow
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
No time of life is so beautiful as the early days of love, when with every meeting, every glance, one fetches something new home to rejoice over
Soren Kierkegaard
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Cinderella
Why torture yourself when life and love does it for you?
Big Girls Don't Cry
I think I'll go anti-love. Really, who needs it? Butterflies in the tummy and hearts skipping beats ... that can't be safe.
Source Unknown
Love is a misunderstanding between two fools.
Source Unknown
Dating is like a test drive, you keep trying until you find the right one.
Source Unknown
If Love is basketball then I'm Michael Jordan!
Source Unknown
Laughter is the one true thing everyone will always need.
Source Unknown
For every beauty there is an eye somewhere to see it. For every truth there is an ear somewhere to hear it. For every love there is a heart somewhere to receive it.
Ivan Panin
Hate leaves ugly scars, love leaves beautiful ones.
Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966
Rose are red; violets are blue; when I think of you, my writing comes out corny.
Source Unknown
The bravest thing that men do is love women.
Mort Sahl
Loving a woman who shows you she cares is like licking honey from a thorn.
Source Unknown
Love is like a ground hog's shadow: long sought after and seldom found.
Source Unknown
I love you more than my teddybear, but please, don't tell him ... .
Source Unknown
If this is what love feels like then give me a painkiller.
Source Unknown
Love is like PMS; only one pain reliever takes away the all pain.
Alice Huang
Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.
Submitted by Ange
Beauty has to take a back seat to whatever else may lie in your heart. Sometimes love or something like it takes a form such as a thought across the internet.
Submitted by Bobette