Funny Love Quote

Funny Love Quote

I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox.
Woody Allen

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith

There is a place you can touch a woman that will drive her crazy. Her heart.
Melanie Griffith, Milk Money

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories. Melanie Clark

The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
George Bernard Shaw

It is easier to be a lover than a husband for the simple reason that it is more difficult to be witty every day than to say pretty things from time to time.
Honore De Balzac

What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Pearl Bailey

One should always be in love. That is the reason one should never marry.
Oscar Wilde

You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark

Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
Pauline Thomason

I love making friends.... it's people I can't stand.
Linus

Between lovers a little confession is a dangerous thing.
Helen Rowland

Love is grand; divorce is a hundred grand.
Unknown

"Sometimes I wonder if love is worth fighting for, but then I remember your face and I'm ready for war."
Source Unknown

If God is the DJ, then Life is the dance floor; Love is the rhythm, and You are the music."
Source Unknown

"Love is like a honking goose which flies crookedly through the rain."
Submitted by Nicole

"Never postpone love until tomorrow, for tomorrow can be the busiest day of the week."
Source Unknown

They say true love hides behind every corner ... well, I must be walkin' in circles 'cause I can't seem to find it."
Source Unknown

"Open your heart, and you become a target."
Submitted by Wntrrose

A distant cry is love lost, but the sound of laughter is one that'll last forever, whatever that may be."
Source Unknown

"He broke my heart, so I broke his nose!"
Submitted by Andrea

Laughter is the soul saying, 'Ain't that the truth?'"
Submitted by Sarah

"A friend is like a push-up bra: supportive and close to the heart."
Submitted by Bethany

Only when you mix love and laughter will you get a 'Happily Ever After.'"
Submitted by Piglet

"Love is blind but after experiencing it for a long time you should become familiar with some particular spots."
Submitted by Lja B.

"If Love is basketball then I'm Michael Jordan!"
Source Unknown

Laughter is the one true thing everyone will always need."
Submitted by Gabrielle Ripka

"Love is Daddy giving Mommy the good piece of chicken."
Source Unknown

"We cannot really love anybody with whom we never laugh."
Aymes Repplier

"I love you more than my teddybear, but please, don't tell him ... ."
Source Unknown

If this is what love feels like then give me a painkiller."
Submitted by Akaydia

I love writers. All of my best friends are writers.
Patricia Clarkson





I was just telling a friend of mine that I've never heard granny swear or raise her voice. She doesn't smoke, doesn't drink; she loves the Lord and that's what keeps her in long life.Robert Buchanan

True Friend
You're a true friend,that I want you to know,Our love for each other has helped us to grow.We've been through some tough times,but we've made it throughThe only one I ever trusted was you.
Author unknown