Cute-funny Love Saying
"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
Robin Williams
"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
Roseanne
"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
Robert DE Niro
"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
Rod Stewart
"Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in."
Richard Jeni
"A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often."
Oliver Herford
"If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either."
Dick Cavett
"When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate."
Top chef Raymond Blanc
"When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity."
Albert Einstein
"Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society."
Mark Twain
"A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'."
Woody Allen
"I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper."
Emo Philips
You can always tell a real friend, when you've made a fool of yourself he doesn't feel you've done a permanent job.
Laurence J. Peter
Seems like I am always chosen to be the 'friend'. They can date other girls, and go out with other girls, but when it comes to me, I always hear those same three words...'let's be friends.' And I can date other guys, but the ones I really care about.
Unknown
Funny how when it breaks off, you lose friends and for some odd reason, you get more friends than you had before ....
by Spunk
Its an awesome feeling, especially with those last nine guys, they are all friends of mine and I respect all of them a lot, so just to be chosen from that group was pretty amazing.Christopher Turner
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