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Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet.
Robin Williams
Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself.
Roseanne
According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful.
Robert DE Niro
No time of life is so beautiful as the early days of love, when with every meeting, every glance, one fetches something new home to rejoice over
Soren Kierkegaard
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31
No ones perfect. It's when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
Unknown
Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house.
Rod Stewart
Honesty is the key to a relationship. If you can fake that, you're in.
Richard Jeni
You're not that perfect person for me but at least you've won my love that will last for a lifetime.
Greg Gregorio
When your smile brings happiness to me,I want you to stay with me forever. Greg Gregorio
Unknown
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31
Beauty has to take a back seat to whatever else may lie in your heart. Sometimes love or something like it takes a form such as a thought across the internet.
Submitted by Bobette
No time of life is so beautiful as the early days of love, when with every meeting, every glance, one fetches something new home to rejoice over
Soren Kierkegaard
Do you love me because I am beautiful, or am I beautiful because you love me?
Cinderella
A woman's mind is cleaner than a man's. She changes it more often.
Oliver Herford
If your parents never had children, chances are you won't either.
Dick Cavett
When you cook it should be an act of love. To put a frozen bag in the microwave for your child is an act of hate.
Top chef Raymond Blanc
Your eyes aren't just beautiful, they are a gateway to a world that I want to be part of.
Submitted by Ange
Love is the beauty of the soul.
St. Augustine
When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity.
Albert Einstein
Clothes make the man. Naked people have little or no influence on society.
Mark Twain
A fast word about oral contraception. I asked a girl to go to bed with me, she said 'no'.
Woody Allen
I once heard two ladies going on and on about the pains of childbirth and how men don't seem to know what real pain is. I asked if either of them ever got themselves caught in a zipper.
Emo Philips
Love is the beauty of the soul.
St. Augustine
May they who love you be like the sun when it rises in its strength.
The Bible, Judges 5:31