Cute-funny Love Quote

Cute-funny Love Quote

No one loves you like i do, no one ever will. no one wiill show you how perfect liife can be. I swear we're meant to be Just You Me.
Ash

You make me laugh when I don't even want to smile...
Unknown

A friends love says"If you ever need me i will be there''. True love says"if you don't need anything i will be there''. which one do you want. i take the true love
Erin

No ones perfect. It's when you see past the imperfections that you call it love.
Unknown

" There's nothing to be compared to the love you've shared to me, cause maybe you're the first person in my life?"
Greg Gregorio

I swear i'd rip my heart out if you said you'd be impressed please be impressed im dying for a place in your heart
Unknown

"You're not that perfect person for me but at least you've won my love that will last for a lifetime."
Greg Gregorio

"When your smile brings happiness to me,I want you to stay with me forever." Greg Gregorio
Unknown

What would the world be like if people said whatever they were thinking, all the time, whenever it came to them? How long would a blind date last? About 13 seconds, I think. "Oh, sorry, your rear end is too big." "That's ok, your breath stinks anyway. See you later"
From the TV series Seinfeld

To all virgins: Thanks for nothing!!
Unknown Author

Before you find your handsome prince, You've got to kiss a lot of frogs.
Murphy's Laws of Sex

The difference between genius and stupidity is; genius has its limits.
Albert Einstein

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you walk into an open sewer and die.
Mel Brooks

Everything ends this way in France - everything. Weddings, christenings, duels, funerals, swindlings, diplomatic affairs - everything is a pretext for a good dinner.
Jean Anouilh (1910-1987) French dramatist, screenwriter

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady)

I just missed being out there with all my friends and having fun playing on Friday nights. I kind of felt bad for the guys when they lost. I kind of felt like I should be out there helping them.John Ashworth



True friends don't kick you when your down.
Anon

Written with a pen, sealed with a kiss,

I also began hearing the lyrics. A friend suggested I talk to a producer,
Ben Savage