Funny Wedding Quote
Maryon Pearson
Behind every great man there is a surprised woman.
Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he's finished.
Rita Rudner
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for the rest of your life.
Beverly Nichols
Marriage--a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and the remaining chapters written in prose.
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Marriage requires a person to prepare 4 types of "Rings": Engagement Ring Wedding Ring, Suffering, Enduring
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They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to run his, either.
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You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
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He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're the boss."
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Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
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The woman cries before the wedding; the man afterward.
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Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
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Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
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Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her have her own way.
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Marriage is not a word. It's a sentence....(a life sentence!).
Marriage is a 3-ring circus - engagement ring, wedding ring and Suffering.
A happy marriage is a matter of give and take; the husband gives and the wife takes.
A woman was telling her friend , "It was I who made my husband a millionaire."
"And what was he before you married him?" asked the friend.
The woman replied, " A multi-millionaire".
There was this woman who had an artist paint a portrait of her covered with the most amazingly beautiful and expensive jewels.
Her explanation - "If I die and my husband re-marries, I want his next wife to go crazy looking for the jewels."
Getting married is very much like going to a restaurant with friends. You order what you want, and when you see what the other fellow has, you wish you had ordered that.
Love is one long sweet dream, and marriage is the alarm clock.
Q: Why are husbands like lawn mowers?
A: They're hard to get started, emit foul odors, and don't work half the time!
Husband to wife: Why do you keep reading our marriage licence?
Wife to Husband: I'm looking for a loophole
The definition of a perfect Wife? - one who helps the husband with the dishes...