Funny Teen Quote
"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin
I just want a boyfriend who's not crazy! We all want that dear, but it doesn't exist!
From the movie AS GOOD AS IT GETS
Do you see her face? Girls like that are born with a boyfriend.
From the movie BEAUTIFUL GIRLS
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married And I didn't want him to.
RITA RUDNER
You must begin to think of yourself as becoming the person you want to be.
David Viscott
When you are seventeen you aren't really serious.
Arthur Rimbaud
The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.
Jules Feiffer
In the life of children there are two very clear-cut phases, before and after puberty. Before puberty the child's personality has not yet formed and it is easier to guide its life and make it acquire specific habits of order, discipline, and work: after puberty the personality develops impetuously and all extraneous intervention becomes odious, tyrannical, insufferable. Now it so happens that parents feel the responsibility towards their children precisely during this second period, when it is too late: then of course the stick and violence enter the scene and yield very few results indeed. Why not instead take an interest in the child during the first period?
Antonio Gramsci
Having a thirteen-year-old in the family is like having a general-admission ticket to the movies, radio and TV. You get to understand that the glittering new arts of our civilization are directed to the teen-agers, and by their suffrage they stand or fall.
Max Lerner
Teenage boys, goaded by their surging hormones run in packs like the primal horde. They have only a brief season of exhilarating liberty between control by their mothers and control by their wives.
Camille Paglia