Funny Retirement Quote
If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson
Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret
There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Hal
Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
J. Lubbock
When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.
Author Unknown
The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
George Foreman
Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret
Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop
Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon
The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Author Unknown
Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick
Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the mountains... But all this is unphilosophical to the last degree... when thou canst at a moment's notice retire into thyself.
Marcus Aelius Aurelius
The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi
Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements
Thank God every day when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know.
Basil Carpenter
I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player