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Funny Retirement Quote

If people concentrated on the really important things in life, there'd be a shortage of fishing poles.
Doug Larson

Retirement is wonderful. It's doing nothing without worrying about getting caught at it.
Gene Perret

There are some who start their retirement long before they stop working.
Robert Hal

Rest is not idleness, and to lie sometimes on the grass under trees on a summer's day, listening to the murmur of the water, or watching the clouds float across the sky, is by no means a waste of time.
J. Lubbock

When you retire, think and act as if you were still working; when you're still working, think and act a bit as if you were already retired.
Author Unknown

The question isn't at what age I want to retire, it's at what income.
George Foreman

Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf.
Gene Perret

Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.
Jim Bishop

Don't play too much golf. Two rounds a day are plenty.
Harry Vardon

The best time to start thinking about your retirement is before the boss does.
Author Unknown

Don't simply retire from something; have something to retire to.
Harry Emerson Fosdick

Men seek out retreats for themselves in the country, by the seaside, on the mountains... But all this is unphilosophical to the last degree... when thou canst at a moment's notice retire into thyself.
Marcus Aelius Aurelius

The harder you work, the harder it is to surrender.
Vince Lombardi

Retirement is like a long vacation in Las Vegas. The goal is to enjoy it the fullest, but not so fully that you run out of money.
Jonathan Clements

Thank God every day when you get up that you have something to do that day which must be done whether you like it or not. Being forced to work and forced to do your best will breed in you temperance and self-control, diligence and strength of will, cheerfulness and content, and a hundred virtues which the idle will never know.
Basil Carpenter

I have never liked working. To me a job is an invasion of privacy
Danny McGoorty Irish Pool Player


Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so, you apologize for truth.
Anon

A friend is someone who knows the song in your heart and can sing it back to you when you have forgotten the words.
Unknown

It's funny, isn't it? How your best friend can just blow up like that?
Monty Python

Friends are like credit cards, we need them forever...
Dorothy Taylor

When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I was astonished by how much he'd learned in seven years.
Mark Twain

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