Funny Relationship Saying
"Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window. You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything else in the house.
Jean Kerr
"Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your heart or burn down your house, you can never tell."
Joan Crawford
"Trust your husband, adore your husband, and get as much as you can in your own name."
Joan Rivers
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married.
Katharine Hepburn
Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man that I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
Rita Rudner
"All marriages are happy. It's trying to live together afterwards that causes all the problems."
Shelley Winters
"Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution yet."
Mae West
"Marriage is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience."
Oscar Wilde
Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx.
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
Mark Twain.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Joan Rivers.
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain.
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx.
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett.
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson.
"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable."
Russell Bell.