Funny Movie Quote
Never judge a book by its movie.
J.W. Eagan
In Hollywood now when people die they don't say, "Did he leave a will?" but "Did he leave a diary?"
Liza Minnelli
It is my indignant opinion that 90 percent of the moving pictures exhibited in America are so vulgar, witless and dull that it is preposterous to write about them in any publication not intended to be read while chewing gum.
Wolcott Gibbs
My dentist said to me the other day, I've enough problems in my life, so why should I see your films?
David Cronenberg
Africa is God's country, and He can have it.
Groucho Marx
This bear was six foot seven in his stocking feet and had shoes on.
Groucho Marx
One woman and one man was good enough for your grandmother, but who wants to marry your grandmother? Nobody, not even your grandfather.
Groucho Marx
One morning, I shot an elephant in my pyjamas. How he got in my pyjamas I don't know.
Groucho Marx
We took some pictures of the native girls, but they weren't developed, but we're going back again in a couple of weeks.
Groucho Marx
Oh, I know it's a penny here and a penny there, but look at me. I worked myself up from nothing to a state of extreme poverty. (Monkey Business)
Groucho Marx
Afraid? Me? A man who's licked his weight in wild caterpillars? (Monkey Business)
Groucho Marx
Why don't you bore a hole in yourself and let the sap run out? (Horse Feathers)
Groucho Marx
My boy, get in there and play like you did in the last game. I've got five dollars bet on the other team. (Horse Feathers)
Groucho Marx
Two thousand dollars for ice? I can get an Eskimo for two hundred dollars and make my own ice. (Horse Feathers)
Groucho Marx
I married your mother because I wanted children. Imagine my disappointment when you arrived. (Horse Feathers)
Groucho Marx
You've got the brain of a four-year-old boy, and I bet he was glad to get rid of it. (Horse Feathers)
Groucho Marx
I've got a good mind to join a club and beat you over the head with it.
Groucho Marx
What do you call 500 lawyers lying on the bottom of the Ocean?
A good start...
Danny DeVito (The War of the Roses, 1989)
When a naked man is chasing a woman through an alley with a butcher knife and a hard-on, I figure he isn't out collecting for the Red Cross.
Clint Eastwood (Dirty Harry, 1971)
Husbands should be like Kleenex: soft, strong, and disposable.
Madeleine Kahn (from the film Clue - 1985 - Jonathan Lynn, John Landis)
I have strong feelings about gun control. If there's a gun around, I want to be controlling it.
Clint Eastwood (from Pink Cadillac, 1989 - John Eskow)
Drama is life with the dull bits left out.
Alfred Hitchcock
A good film is when the price of the dinner, the theatre admission and the babysitter were worth it.
Alfred Hitchcock
A film is never really any good unless the camera is an eye in the head of a poet.
Orson Welles
Our comedies are not to be laughed at.
Samuel Goldwyn
Once a month the sky falls on my head, I come to, and I see another movie I want to make.
Steven Spielberg
This film cost $31 million. With that kind of money I could have invaded some country.
Clint Eastwood