Funny Motivational Saying
Robert Heinlein
Always listen to the experts. They'll tell you what can't be done and why. Then do it.
Unknown Author
Be an optimist - at least until they start moving animals in pairs to Cape Canaveral.
Soupy Sales
Be true to your teeth and they won't be false to you.
Karl Marx
Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Pete Roseg
Creating success is tough but keeping it is tougher.
Erma Bombeck
Don't confuse fame with success. Madonna is one; Helen Keller is the other.
Galileo
Doubt is the father of invention.
Laurence J. Peter
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being incompetent.
June Carter Cash
Every dog has his day, unless he loses his tail... then he has a weakend.
Zig Ziglar
Everyone knows what a hypocrite is... That's the guy who gripes about the sex, violence and nudity on his VCR.
Dick Van Dyke
Women will never be as successful as men because they have no wives to advise them.
Bill Keane
Yesterday's the past and tomorrow's the future. Today is a gift - which is why they call it the present.
Yogi Berra
You can observe a lot by watching.
Ronald Reagan
You can tell a lot about a fellow's character by his way of eating jelly beans.
Mark Twain
You can't depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
Ethel Barrymore
You grow up the day you have your first real laugh - at yourself.
Anonymous
You have a right to your opinions.
I just don't want to hear them.
Ellen Degeneres
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
Robin Williams
You're only given a little spark of madness. You mustn't lose it.