Funny Military Quote
We are not retreating - we are advancing in another direction.
General Douglas MacArthur
Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
Napoleon Bonaparte
We have women in the military, but they don't put us in the front lines. They don't know if we can fight, if we can kill. I think we can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, "You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."
Elayne Boosler
Military intelligence is a contradiction in terms.
Groucho Marx
Never share a foxhole with anyone braver than you are.
Murphy's First Military Law
Friendly fire isn't.
Murphy's Second Military Law
The most dangerous thing in the combat zone is an officer with a map.
Murphy's Third Military Law
"I'd rather go down the river with seven studs than with a hundred shitheads"
Colonel Charlie Beckwith
"We ain't making no goddamn cornflakes here."
Col. Charlie Beckwith, founder of Delta Force
"Tanks are easily identified, easily engaged, much-feared targets which attract all the fire on the battlefield. When all is said and done, a tank is a small steel box crammed with inflammable or explosive substances which is easily converted into a mobile crematorium for its highly skilled crew."
Brigadier Shelford Bidwell
"War is God's way of teaching Americans geography."
Ambrose Bierce
"The truth is sometimes so precious that it must be surrounded by a bodyguard of lies"
Sir Winston Churchill
"It take 15,000 casualties to train a major general.
Ferdinand Foch