Funny Inspirational Saying
Mark Twain
When angry, count four; when very angry, swear.
P. J. O'Rourke: Inspirational Humor Quotes
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are legislators.
Unknown
When in charge ponder. When in trouble delegate. When in doubt mumble.
Cynthia Heimel
When in doubt, make a fool of yourself. There is a microscopically thin line between being brilliantly creative and acting like the most gigantic idiot on earth. So, what the hell, leap!
Alexander Graham Bell
When one door closes another door opens; but we so often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door, that we do not see the ones which open for us.
Anonymous
When you are in it up to your ears, keep your mouth shut.
Thomas Jefferson
When you reach the end of your rope, tie a knot in it and hang on.
Ben Franklin
While we may not be able to control all that happens to us, we can control what happens inside us.
Damon Hill
Winning is everything.The only ones who remember you when you come second are your wife and your dog.
Aristotle
Wit is educated insolence.
Author unknown
There is no elevator to success. You have to take the stairs.
Mark Twain
There is nothing so annoying as to have two people talking when you're busy interrupting.
George Burns
There will always be a battle between the sexes because men and women want different things. Men want women and women want men.
May Sarton
Though friendship is not quick to burn, it is explosive stuff.
Ben Hecht
Time is a circus, always packing up and moving away.
Bernard M. Baruch
To me old age is 15 years older than I am.
Brian Tracy
Today the greatest single source of wealth is between your ears.
Spanish Proverb
Tomorrow is often the busiest day of the week.
George Burns
Too bad the only people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
Thomas Szasz
Two wrongs don't make a right, but they make a good excuse.