Funny Happy-Birthday Quote
How many observe Christ's birthday! How few, his precepts! O! 'tis easier to keep holidays than commandments.
Benjamin Franklin
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Lee Frost
For all the advances in medicine, there is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Herschel Glenn, Jr.
On Fathers Day, we again wish you all happy birthday."" Ralph Kiner
One to-day is worth two to-morrows.
Benjamin Franklin
Forty is the old age of youth; fifty is the youth of old age.
French proverb
Birthdays are good for you. Statistics show that the people who have the most live the longest.
Larry Lorenzoni
A birthday is just the first day of another 365-day journey around the sun. Enjoy the trip.
Unknown
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Our birthdays are feathers in the broad wing of time.
Jean Paul Richter
Real birthdays are not annual affairs. Real birthdays are the days when we have a new birth.
Ralph Parlette
Men are like wine. Some turn to vinegar, but the best improve with age.
C.E.M. Joad
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
The man who views the world at fifty the same as he did at twenty has wasted thirty years of his life.
Muhammad Ali
A man of sixty has spent twenty years in bed and over three years in eating.
Arnold Bennett
You can only perceive real beauty in a person as they get older.
Anouk Aimee