Funny Golf Quote
Show me a man who is a good loser and I'll show you a man who is playing golf with his boss.
Jim Murray
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray
My luck is so bad that if I bought a cemetery, people would stop dying.
Ed Furgol
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Renee Hicks
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
Don Adams
I have a tip that can take 5 strokes off anyone's golf game. It's called an eraser.
Arnold Palmer
I know I'm getting better at golf because I'm hitting fewer spectators.
Gerald R. Ford
The reason they call if 'golf' is that all the other 4 letter words were used up.
Leslie Nielsen
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf - it's almost a law.
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
Bob Hope
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air.
Jack Benny
Golf is a good walk spoiled.
Mark Twain
The place of the father in the modern suburban family is a very small one, particularly if he plays golf.
Bertrand Russell
The other day I broke 70. That's a lot of clubs.
Henny Youngman
Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps.
Tiger Woods
It took me seventeen years to get three thousand hits in baseball. I did it in one afternoon on the golf course.
Hank Aaron
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your business.
Joey Adams
I had a wonderful experience on the golf course today. I had a hole in nothing. Missed the ball and sank the divot.
Don Adams
The uglier a man's legs are, the better he plays golf -- it's almost a law.
H. G. Wells
Golf is a fascinating game. It has taken me nearly forty years to discover that I can't play it.
Ted Ray