Funny Girl Quote
"Women should be obscene and not heard."
Groucho Marx.
"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir, mighty scarce."
Mark Twain.
"Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult."
Charlotte Whitton.
"I hate housework. You make the beds, you wash the dishes and six months later you have to start all over again."
Joan Rivers.
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Roseanne Barr.
"Last week I stated that this woman was the ugliest woman I had ever seen. I have since been visited by her sister and now wish to withdraw that statement."
Mark Twain.
"A woman is an occasional pleasure but a cigar is always a smoke."
Groucho Marx
"Wild horses couldn't drag a secret out of a woman. However, women seldom have lunch with wild horses."
Ivern Boyett
"Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing."
Sean Williamson.
"If a woman insists on being called Ms, ask her if it stands for miserable."
Russell Bell.
Women have a passion for mathematics. They divide their age in half, double the price of their clothes, and always add at least five years to the age of their best friend.
Marcel Achard
Women: Can't live with them, can't bury them in the back yard without the neighbours seeing.
Sean Williamson
A liberated woman is one who has sex before marriage and a job after.
Gloria Steinem
You don't know a women till you've met her in court.
Norman Mailer
The lovely thing about being 40 is that you can appreciate 25 year old men more.
Colleen McCullough
My understanding of women goes only as far as the pleasures.
Michael Caine (Alfie, 1966)
My wife is going to kill me. But you look like my wife, so that's Ok!
Jay Leno
Brigands demand your money or your life; women require both.
Samuel Butler
Whatever women do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
Charlotte Whitton
Women are like Elephants. I like to watch them, but I wouldn't want to own one.
W.C. Fields