Funny Friendship Quote

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Funny Friendship Quote

Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Samuel Butler

That is what friendship means. Sharing the prejudice of experience.
Charles Bukowski

Give me one friend, just one, who meets The needs of all my varying moods.
Esther M. Clark

My true friends have always given me that supreme proof of devotion, a spontaneous aversion for the man I loved.
Sidonie Gabrielle Colette

True friendship is like sound health, the value of it is seldom known until it be lost.
Charles Caleb Colton

Friendship is a pretty full-time occupation if you really are friendly with somebody. You can't have too many friends because then you're just not really friends.
Truman Capote

My friends, there are no friends.
Coco Chanel

The world is round so that friendship may encircle it.
Pierre Teilhard De Chardin

Most people enjoy the inferiority of their best friends.
Lord Chesterfield

What is a friend? I will tell you it is someone with whom you dare to be yourself.
Frank Crane

A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
Fr. Jerome Cummings

Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
Thomas Jones

Money can't buy friends, but you can get a better class of enemy.
Spike Milligan

We English are good at forgiving our enemies; it releases us from the obligation of liking our friends.
P.D. James

Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love, but no friendship.
Oscar Wilde

A benevolent man should allow a few faults in himself, to keep his friends in countenance.
Benjamin Franklin

The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because they are generally the same people.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

I got a lotta best friends. Some o' them I don't even hardly know! - Archie Bunker
Carroll O'Connor

We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next-door neighbour.
Gilbert K. Chesterton

I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
Euripides

One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Euripides


Make new friends but keep the old ones, one is silver and the other's gold.
Author Unknown

Staying married may have long-term benefits. You can elicit much more sympathy from friends over a bad marriage than you ever can from a good divorce.
P. J. O'Rourke

"I learned that if you want to make it bad enough, no matter how bad it is, you can make it."""
Gale Sayers

Don't be dismayed at good-byes. A farewell is necessary before you can meet again. And meeting again, after moments or lifetimes, is certain for those who are friends.
Richard Bach quotes

One of the best things about being an adult is the realization that you can share with your sister and still have plenty for yourself.
Betsy Cohen

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