Funny Friend Saying
A friend is one who would help you move. A best friend is one who would help you move a body.
Jeff Wayman
Optimist — The sort of man who marries his sister's best friend.
H. L. Mencken
No one is completely unhappy at the failure of his best friend.
Groucho Marx
Your best friends are those who speak well of you behind your back.
Sam Ewing
The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it.
Doug Larson
There are three faithful friends'an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
Benjamin Franklin
Harry Truman said, If you want a friend in Washington, get a dog, but I don't need one because I have Barbara.
George Bush.
The great thing about befriending alcoholics is that you're never short of a ride home.
Billy Connolly.
The draft board examiner asked me if I thought I was capable of killing. i told hm I wasn't sure about strangers, but friends, certainly.
Oscar Levant.