Funny Family Quote
Families are like fudge... mostly sweet with a few nuts.
Author Unknown
A family is a unit composed not only of children
but of men, women, an occasional animal, and the common cold.
Ogden Nash
Apparently, 1 in 5 people in the world are Chinese. And there are 5 people in my family, so it must be one of them. It's either my mum or my dad. Or my older brother Colin. Or my younger brother Ho-Chan-Chu. But I think it's Colin.
(Tim Vine)
My uncle's dying wish - he wanted me on his lap....He was in the electric chair.
Rodney Dangerfield
To lose one parent may be regarded as a misfortune; to lose both looks like carelessness. (The Importance of Being Earnest, 1895)
Oscar Wilde
One loyal friend is worth ten thousand relatives.
Euripides
The family, that dear octopus from whose tentacles we never quite escape, nor in our innermost hearts never quite wish to.
Dodie Smith
I am an only child. I have one sister.
Woody Allen
If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.
Jeff Foxworthy