Funny Drunk Quote
Son, when you participate in sporting events, it's not whether you win or lose, it's how drunk you get. Homer Simpson
I don't like people who take drugs- customs men for example.
Mick Miller.
You should always say no to drugs. that will drive the prices down.
Geechy Guy.
Reality is just a crutch for people who can't cope with drugs.
Lily Tomlin.
I'll take a drugs test when George w. Bush takes an IQ test.
Dick Flanagan
Why is there such controversy about drug testing? I know plenty of guys who'd be willing to test any drug they can come up with. especially if it's multiple choice.
George Carlin.
Drugs have taught an entire generation of English kids the metric system.
P.J.O'Rourke
The problem with heroin is it's so moreish!
Harry Hill
After match, an official asked for two players to take test. i offered him the referee.
Tommy Docherty.
Kids today are no sooner off the pot than they are back on again.
Stuart Francis.