Funny Drinking Saying
"Work is the curse of the drinking classes."
Oscar Wilde (...more Oscar Wilde Quotes).
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer."
Dave Barry.
"I drink therefore I am."
WC Fields.
"An alcoholic is anyone you don't like who drinks more than you do."
Dylan Thomas.
"I'd rather have a full bottle in front of me than a full frontal labotomy."
Fred Allen.
"I once shook hands with Pat Boone and my whole right side sobered up."
Dean Martin.
I know I'm drinking myself to a slow death, but then I'm in no hurry."
Robert Benchley.
"He once had his toes amputated so he could stand closer to the bar."
Mike Harding.
"I drink too much. The last time I gave a urine sample it had an olive in it."
Rodney Dangerfield.
"I am a drinker with writing problems."
Brendan Behan.
"You can tell German wine from vinegar by the label."
Mark Twain (...more Mark Twain Quotes).
"He was a wise man who invented beer."
Plato.
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs."
David Daye.
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
Henny Youngman.
"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
Benjamin Franklin.
"Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does not go nearly as well with pizza."
Dave Barry.
"People who drink light "beer" don't like the taste of beer; they just like to pee a lot."
Capital Brewery, Middleton, WI.
"I drink to make other people interesting."
George Jean Nathan.
"They who drink beer will think beer."
Washington Irving.
I'm not a heavy drinker, I can sometimes go for hours without touching a drop."
Noel Coward.