Funny Christian Saying
"I actually sing "Singing in the Rain!" I get inspired by the water to sing that song. I used to sing it when I was little." (on singing in the shower :P)
"I am very good at pool. (points to Ste) I trashed him in Japan. Ha Ha!"
"A winner never quits and a quitter never wins." (his motto)
"We're all young, single, and we love to mingle!"
"Me! Me, I'm really really messy. Mark is just a little messy. Ste is TOO tidy." (messy rooms)
"Yeah! Any where! In space too.(laughs)" (dating girls from other countries)
"I've often been told that I resemble Ricky Martin."
"Yeah-I have a giraffe." (sleeping with a stuffed animal)
"We're actually aliens! Well, I'm an android, and these two are aliens. Oh, you want the truth?"
"I wanted to be a chef. But, then I found out what hours they work. So I decided against becoming one. And now, I'm working worse hours than a chef does!" (we all know how much he loves his job though!)
"I like anyone who likes me :-) I don't know if there's a fan out there for me, I'll find her!"
"We've got a screamer!" (TRL)
“See God in every person, place, and thing, and all will be well in your world.
Louise Hay
“Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to the garage makes you a car.
Laurence J. Peter
Our local Catholic church has plans to bring their parishioners to services by bus; they plan to call it mass transit
Robert Tanner
God's answers are wiser than our prayers.
Unknown
"I think every good Christian ought to kick Falwell's ass."
Senator Barry Goldwater, when asked what he thought of Jerry Falwell's suggestion that all good Christians should be against Sandra Day
O'Connor's nomination to the Supreme Court
The Christian life is not a constant high. I have my moments of deep discouragement. I have to go to God in prayer with tears in my eyes, and say, 'O God, forgive me,' or 'Help me.'
Billy Graham
"The light in the eyes of him whose heart is joyful, rejoices the heart of others..."
Proverbs 15:30