Funny Break-up Saying

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Funny Break-up Saying

No Guy Is Worth Your Tears & When You Find The One That Is He Won't Make You Cry
Unknown

If You Really Love Something Set It Free. If It Comes Back It's Yours, If Not It Wasn't Meant To Be
Unknown

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
Unknown

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
Kahlil Gibran

I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new outfit and it makes me feel better. It just does. Sometimes I see a really great outfit, I'll break up with someone on purpose.
Rita Rudner

The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates

It takes a couple seconds to say Hello, but forever to say Goodbye.
Anonymous

Love is never lost. If not reciprocated, it will flow back and soften and purify the heart.
Washington Irving

Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
Anonymous

Ever has it been that love knows not its own depth until the hour of separation.
Kahlil Gibran

The hottest love has the coldest end.
Socrates

I was never one to patiently pick up broken fragments and glue them together again and tell myself that the mended whole was as good as new. What is broken is broken -- and I'd rather remember it as it was at its best than mend it and see the broken places as long as I lived.
Margaret Mitchell

Better never to have met you in my dream than to wake and reach for hands that are not there.
Otomo No Yakamochi

"There is one thing I would break up over and that is if she caught me with another woman. I wouldn't stand for that."
Steve Martin.

I ne'er can love another As long as life may stand. No maid the wide world over Shall hold this heart or hand.
Anonymous

Take away love and our earth is a tomb.
Robert Browning

And I shall find some girl perhaps, and a better one than you, With eyes as wise, but kindlier, and lips as soft, but true, and I daresay she will do.
Rupert Brooke

Relationships are like glass. Sometimes it's better to leave them broken than try to hurt yourself putting it back together.
Anonymous

The heart was made to be broken.
Oscar Wilde


Silence is a friend who will never betray. Confucius quotes



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“People don't die from carrying a fake handbag or wearing a fake t-shirt. They can die from taking a counterfeit medicine.”Howard Zucker

Listening is a magnetic and strange thing, a creative force. The friends who listen to us are the ones we move toward. When we are listened to, it creates us, makes us unfold and expand.Unknown

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