Funny Break-up Quote
Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
Albert Einstein
I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like toxic waste.
David Bissonette
What the world really needs is more love and less paper work.
Henny Youngman
You can't put a price tag on love, but you can on all its accessories.
Melanie Clark
Men aren't necessities, they're luxuries.
Cher
I'm always looking for meaningful one night stands.
Dudley Moore
Love is a mutual self-giving which ends in self-recovery.
Fulton J. Sheen
No matter how love-sick a woman is, she shouldn't take the first pill that comes along.
Joyce Brothers
I love Mickey Mouse more than any woman I have ever known.
Walt Disney
Don't forget. I'm just a girl standing in front of a boy...asking him to love her.
Notting Hill
If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular?
Anonymous
Without love, what are we worth? Eighty-nine cents! Eighty-nine cents worth of chemicals walking around lonely.
Hawkeye, "M.A.S.H."
Without love, the rich and poor live in the same house.
Anonymous
Love is the thing that enables a woman to sing while she mops up the floor after her husband has walked across it in his barn boots.
Hoosier Farmer
True love comes quietly, without banners or flashing lights. If you hear bells, get your ears checked.
Erich Segal
Love wouldn't be blind if the Braille weren't so damned much fun.
Anonymous
Falling in love is so hard on the knees.
Aerosmith
Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties.
Jules Renard
Love is an act of endless forgiveness, a tender look which becomes a habit.
Peter Ustinov
Love is a grave mental disease.
Plat