Funny Boy Quote
My mom said the only reason men are alive is for lawn care and vehicle maintenance.
Tim Allen
The useless piece of flesh at the end of a penis is called a man.
Jo Brand
Men are those creatures with two legs and eight hands.
Jayne Mansfield.
Deep down inside, men are biological creatures, like jellyfish or tress, only less likely to clean the bathroom.
Dave Barry.
Men are like linoleum floors. Lay'em right and you can walk all over them for thirty years.
Betsy Salkind.
God gave men both a penis and a brain, but only enough blood supply to run one at a time.
Robin Williams.
It's a pity more men are not bastards by birth instead of vocation.
Katharine Whitehorn.
They act like God Almighty'cos they've got a cock and they can mend a flex.
Victoria Wood.
Men are like car alarms-they both make a lot of noise no one listens to.
Diane Jordan
A hard man is good to find.
Mae West
How do I know so much about men? Baby, T went to night scholl.
Mae West.
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West.
A man without a woman is like a neck without a pain.
W.C.Fields.
All men hear is blah, blah, blah, blah, SEX, blah, blah, blah, FOOD, blah, blah, blah, BEER.
Dennis Leary
There are only two kinds of men - the dead and the deadly.
Helen Rowland
Men think monogamy is something you make dining tables out of.
Kathy Lette
My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for 40 years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions.
Elayne Boosler
Don't let a man put anything over on you except an umbrella.
Mae West
Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.
Madonna Dangerous Game (1993)
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -- like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.
Jean Kerr
A man in the house is worth two in the street.
Mae West
I love men, even though they're lying, cheating scumbags.
Gwyneth Paltrow
All men are not homeless, but some men are home less than others.
Henry Youngman