Funny Birthday Saying
Youth is happy because it has the ability to see beauty. Anyone who keeps the ability to see beauty never grows old.
Franz Kafka
At times is it seems that I am living my life backward, and that at the approach of old age my real youth will begin. My soul was born covered with wrinkles-wrinkles that my ancestors and parents most assiduously put there and that I had the greatest trouble removing,...
Andre Gide
My heart is like a singing bird...
Because the birthday of my life
Is come, my love is come to me.
Christine Rossetti
"I mean, what is an un-birthday present?"
"A present given when it isn't your birthday, of course."
Alice considered a little. "I like birthday presents best," she said at last.
"You don't know what you're talking about!" cried Humpty Dumpty. "How many days are there in a year?"
"Three hundred and sixty-five," said Alice.
"And how many birthdays have you?"
"One."
Lewis Carroll
I want to be an artist
To paint pictures just for you,
So when each birthday comes around,
I can send you quite a few.
Anonymous
The secret to eternal youth is arrested development.
Alice Roosevelt Longworth
It is utterly false and cruelly arbitrary to put all the play and learning into childhood, all the work into middle age, and all the regrets into old age.
Margaret Mead
There was a star danced, and under that was I born.
William Shakespeare
There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
George Santayana
The old believe everything; the middle-aged suspect everything; the young know everything.
Oscar Wilde
There are so many things about which some old man ought to tell one while one is little; for when one is grown one would know them as a matter of course.
Rainer Maria Rilke
PLeas'd look forward, pleas'd to look behind,
And count each birthday with a grateful mind.
Alexander Pope
Old age is like everything else. To make a success of it, you've got to start young.
Fred Astaire
Whatever with the past has gone,
The best is always yet to come.
Lucy Larcom
It takes a long time to grow young.
Pablo Picasso
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Bishop Richard Cumberland
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous