Funny Birthday Quote
To me, old age is always 15 years older than I am.
Bernard Baruch
A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
Robert Frost
Inside every older person is a younger person - wondering what the hell happened.
Cora Harvey Armstrong
Old age isn't so bad when you consider the alternative.
Maurice Chevalier
When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it happened or not.
Mark Twain
I'm at an age when my back goes out more than I do.
Phyllis Diller
You are only young once, but you can be immature for a lifetime.
John P. Grier
If I'd known I was going to live this long (100 years), I'd have taken better care of myself.
Ubie Blake
There is still no cure for the common birthday.
John Glenn
Age is a number and mine is unlisted.
Anonymous
My Birthday! what a difference sound
That word had in my youthful ears;
And how each time the day comes round,
Less and less white its mark appears.
Thomas Moore
Here's a posy of flowers, and a basket too,
With Birthday greetings all for you.
Annonymous
Sugar in the gourd and honey in the horn,
I never was so happy since the hour I was born.
Anonymous
Every human being on this earth is born with a tragedy, and it isn't original sin. He's born with the tragedy that he has to grow up...a lot of people don't have the courage to do it.
Helen Hayes
'Tis education forms the common mind,
Just as the twig is bent, the tree's incln'd.
Alexander Pope
When the first baby laughed for the first time, the laugh broke into a thousand pieces and they all went skipping about, and that was the beginning of fairies.
James M. Barrie