Funny Beer Saying
Samuel Goldwyn
I'm on a whisky diet. I've lost three days already!
Tommy Cooper
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of himself, undisturbed by the facts.
Finley Peter Dunne
I never drink anything stronger than gin before breakfast.
W.C. Fields
If God had intended us to drink beer, He would have given us stomachs.
David Daye
The dumber people think you are, the more surprised they're going to be when you kill them.
William Clayton
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Actually, it only takes one drink to get me loaded. Trouble is, I can't remember if it's the thirteenth or fourteenth.
George Burns
I saw a notice that said "Drink Canada Dry" and I've just started.
Brendan Behan
I don't drink these days. I am allergic to alcohol and narcotics. I break out in handcuffs.
Robert Downey Junior
I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
Oscar Levant
I was in for 10 hours and had 40 pints - beating my previous record by 20 minutes.
George Best (on a blood transfusion for his liver transplant, not on his Drinking)
A man's got to believe in something. I believe I'll have another drink.
W.C. Fields
I've never been drunk, but often I've been overserved.
George Gobel
You're not drunk if you can lie on the floor without holding on.
Dean Martin
Time is never wasted when you're wasted all the time.
Catherine Zandonella
A drink a day keeps the shrink away.
Edward Abbey