Funny Beer Quote
I spent a lot of my money on booze, birds, and fast cars. The rest I just squandered.
George Best
There is an ancient Celtic axiom that says 'Good people drink good beer.' Which is true, then as now. Just look around you in any public barroom and you will quickly see: Bad people drink bad beer. Think about it.
Hunter S. Thompson
An alcoholic has been lightly defined as a man who drinks more than his own doctor.
Alvan L. Barach
The hard part about being a bartender is figuring out who is drunk and who is just stupid.
Richard Braunstein
You can always retake a class, but you can never relive a party.
Drew Navikas
Oh, well, of course, everything looks bad if you remember it.
Homer Simpson
First of all, if it wasn't for beer there were at least three persons who probably wouldn't even be married: me, Jefferson, and probably Lisa Marie Presley.
Married with Children, Al Bundy
If you drink, don't drive. Don't even putt.
Dean Martin
I never drink water; that is the stuff that rusts pipes. What contemptible scoundrel has stolen the cork to my lunch?
WC Fields
It is better to spend money like there's no tomorrow then to spend tonight like there's no money.
P.J. O’Rourke
But the greatest love--the love above all loves, Even greater than that of a mother... Is the tender, passionate, undying love, Of one beer drunken slob for another.
Irish love ballad
The best place to drink beer is at home. Or on a river bank, if the fish don't bother you.
American folk saying
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxygen, for example, there would be no way to make water, a vital ingredient in beer.
Dave Barry
An intelligent man is sometimes forced to be drunk to spend time with his fools.
Ernest Hemingway
Always remember that I have taken more out of alcohol than alcohol has taken out of me.
Winston Churchill
My dad was the town drunk. Most of the time that's not so bad; but New York City?
Henny Youngman
All right, brain, I don't like you and you don't like me - so let's just do this and I'll get back to killing you with beer.
Homer Simpson